Goats, cows offered for Chelsea

BushBasha

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Do you think this is a fair and equitable deal?

Goats, cows offered for Chelsea

Wednesday, July 27, 2005; Posted: 3:38 a.m. EDT (07:38 GMT)

NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) -- A Kenyan says he offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter's hand in marriage five years ago -- and is still waiting for an answer.

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor told the East Africa Standard newspaper last week that he wrote to Clinton asking for Chelsea's hand in 2000 during the then-president's visit to Kenya.

Chepkurgor, a 36-year-old elected city councilor in Nakuru, recounted writing to the U.S president through the Kenyan government.

He described his plans for a grand wedding presided over by South African Nobel Peace Prize winner Archbishop Desmond Tutu. He named then-President Daniel arap Moi and the president of his university as references.

"Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding," he told the Standard in an interview published Friday during Clinton's recent visit to Kenya.

Chepkurgor said his letter praised Clinton's leadership and commended his wife, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, for standing by her husband "like an African woman" in the face of the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

The electrical engineering graduate said he promised to pay his would-be father-in-law 20 cows and 40 goats in dowry for his only daughter in accordance with African tradition.

But he said the letter prompted security checks -- on him, his family and his classmates, and he was summoned to the Foreign Ministry in Nairobi for a meeting that he missed because of his graduation from university.

A National Security Intelligence Service officer told the Standard the letter probably never made it out of the office.

"We gathered that this man was a teetotaler and a staunch Christian who seemed to have been struck by Chelsea, and I thought maybe he just took the joke too far," he said.

Chepkurgor vowed to remain single until he gets an answer to his proposal to marry Chelsea, 25.

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I don't think this is a fair deal, though it was five years ago. I would offer at least 65 goats and 32 cows and 6 boxes of Cuban cigars.

 

Stunt

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Maybe the Clintons aren't accepting the deal because they are racists. :p

Edit: link for those who don't get the joke.
 

Stunt

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Originally posted by: Genx87
That guy would have got ripped off.
I don't know, I find liberals better in the sack than conservatives...;)
 

BushBasha

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Originally posted by: Stunt
Maybe the Clintons aren't accepting the deal because they are racists. :p

Edit: link for those who don't get the joke.

Admittedly, that was going to be part of my analysis, but how can I accuse the first white guy nominated for the Black Hall of Fame a racist? :)
 

Stunt

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Originally posted by: BushBasha
Originally posted by: Stunt
Maybe the Clintons aren't accepting the deal because they are racists. :p

Edit: link for those who don't get the joke.
Admittedly, that was going to be part of my analysis, but how can I accuse the first white guy nominated for the Black Hall of Fame a racist? :)
You were actually going to play the race card again?

Damn man...I respect equal rights, but you take racism accusations to a whole other level.

 

Genx87

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Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: Genx87
That guy would have got ripped off.
I don't know, I find liberals better in the sack than conservatives...;)

You havent found the right conservative.

Lets just say their repressed lifestyle builds up ;)
 

bamacre

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I don't know about goats, but Clinton already has been in trouble with a cow :)
 

BushBasha

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Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: BushBasha
Originally posted by: Stunt
Maybe the Clintons aren't accepting the deal because they are racists. :p

Edit: link for those who don't get the joke.
Admittedly, that was going to be part of my analysis, but how can I accuse the first white guy nominated for the Black Hall of Fame a racist? :)
You were actually going to play the race card again?

Damn man...I respect equal rights, but you take racism accusations to a whole other level.

Firstly, wise-guy, you brought race up first...I left it out. Then you pull this 'damn man' nonsense and some BS about "a whole new level." Group up, man, stop hating minorities.

 

BushBasha

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Originally posted by: Stunt
Maybe the Clintons aren't accepting the deal because they are racists. :p

Edit: link for those who don't get the joke.

case-in-point, troll...nice bait, though...guess I bought your BS again.

Nice spin...play the race card then accuse me of playing it. Typical.

 

Stunt

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Originally posted by: BushBasha
Firstly, wise-guy, you brought race up first...I left it out. Then you pull this 'damn man' nonsense and some BS about "a whole new level." Group up, man, stop hating minorities.
I made a joke in reference to your first appearance on P&N accusing me and other members for being racists. Then you self admittedly were going to consider racism as part of your analysis.

This racism crap is all you buddy.
 

Tommunist

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Originally posted by: Genx87
Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: Genx87
That guy would have got ripped off.
I don't know, I find liberals better in the sack than conservatives...;)

You havent found the right conservative.

Lets just say their repressed lifestyle builds up ;)

i think they are actually closet liberals then :p
 

Rainsford

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Originally posted by: Genx87
Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: Genx87
That guy would have got ripped off.
I don't know, I find liberals better in the sack than conservatives...;)

You havent found the right conservative.

Lets just say their repressed lifestyle builds up ;)

Yes, well, desire is great. But experience is better ;)
 

Rainsford

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Originally posted by: Tommunist
Originally posted by: Genx87
Originally posted by: Stunt
Originally posted by: Genx87
That guy would have got ripped off.
I don't know, I find liberals better in the sack than conservatives...;)

You havent found the right conservative.

Lets just say their repressed lifestyle builds up ;)

i think they are actually closet liberals then :p

Exactly, a true conservative wouldn't have anything building up :D
 

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When Clinton was president he was returning from Arkansas on Af1. As he deplaned a marine escort noticed the president had a baby pig under each arm.

" Nice pigs ya got there Mr. President" the marine commented.

The president proudly displayed the baby pigs and said " I got one for Hillary and one for chelsea!"

The marine said " Wow, you sure got the better deal!"

or somethign like that :p