Goat Sex

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A CHEF had sex with a goat ? and was seen by a trainload of passengers, a court heard.

Stephen Hall, 23, lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments near his home.

As the packed Hull to Bridlington train stopped at signals, dozens of passengers stared out in amazement.

In seconds, police switchboards were jammed as horrified commuters used their mobiles to report what they had seen.

The female goat was one of a number left to graze near the allotments, Hull Crown Court was told.

A man out walking his dog also made a 999 call to Humberside Police Control Room.

Two members of the public pinned down Hall while a stream of officers raced to the scene. Jobless Hall, from Hull, was initially arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section.

A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.

British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

Hall admitted a sex charge involving an animal last Wednesday.

Judge Jacqueline Davies, who adjourned the case for reports, said: "I do not know what sentence the court will impose on you."

He is due to be sentenced on March 13.

Hall, who says he is gay, said after the hearing: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it.

"I have never done anything like this before."

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DurocShark

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Hall, from Hull, arrested by the Dog Section for having sex with a Goat.

Why does that strike me as sooo funny?
 

bobbybe01

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teh goat secks?

does anyone have that story where that guy made out all night long, and cuddled...and it turned out to be a sheep? that was posted on here before. kinda made me laugh.
 

bobbybe01

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Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
so its ok to murder and eat a goat but not have sex with it?
I find that question somewhat disturbing. I know you're just trying to make a point. But c'mon, that is a bit disturbing. :D

 
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Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
so its ok to murder and eat a goat but not have sex with it?
I find that question somewhat disturbing. I know you're just trying to make a point. But c'mon, that is a bit disturbing. :D
:evil:
 

loic2003

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Originally posted by: Stumps
WTF....in Australia he would get 14 years for beastiality

so, whats it like inside an aussie cell? looks like they give you access to the net which is cool...
 

Stumps

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Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Stumps
WTF....in Australia he would get 14 years for beastiality

so, whats it like inside an aussie cell? looks like they give you access to the net which is cool...

I thought your mum looked a bit furry
 

edro

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He is cute. :roll: I would never expect someone like him to bang a goat.... hahahah
 

loic2003

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Originally posted by: Stumps
Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Stumps
WTF....in Australia he would get 14 years for beastiality

so, whats it like inside an aussie cell? looks like they give you access to the net which is cool...

I thought your mum looked a bit furry

It is hard to tell the difference...

It's a shame your plea that the goat appeared to be horny didn't stand in court; it could have reduced the sentence.
 

Stumps

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Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Stumps
Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Stumps
WTF....in Australia he would get 14 years for beastiality

so, whats it like inside an aussie cell? looks like they give you access to the net which is cool...

I thought your mum looked a bit furry

It is hard to tell the difference...

It's a shame your plea that the goat appeared to be horny didn't stand in court; it could have reduced the sentence.

Oh, I thought they were asking me if the goat had horns..my mistake
 

loic2003

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Originally posted by: Stumps
Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Stumps
Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Stumps
WTF....in Australia he would get 14 years for beastiality

so, whats it like inside an aussie cell? looks like they give you access to the net which is cool...

I thought your mum looked a bit furry

It is hard to tell the difference...

It's a shame your plea that the goat appeared to be horny didn't stand in court; it could have reduced the sentence.

Oh, I thought they were asking me if the goat had horns..my mistake

Saying you were trying to speed up the process of goats cheese manufacturing by pre-churning the milk before extraction didn't work either...
 

sourceninja

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Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
so its ok to murder and eat a goat but not have sex with it?



Well, i'm allowed to have sex with my wife, but not murder and eat her.