Goat condoms

[George P Burdell]

WTFLOL

 

[JohnCU]

no goatsex for them

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

I would be one pissed off goat.

 

[darkswordsman17]

So, it saves them from hiring separate herdsman for female and male goat herds? How much are the herdsman making that it'd be cheaper to fit the males with these? I guess in the long term it might pay off, and maybe even in the short term, but still strange in my opinion. Also, based on the little bit that I'll let my mind try to picture these goat condoms, I have to be skeptical that they'll be that terribly effective.

 

[moshquerade]

these goats see... they're just like rabbits.

 

[uberman]

That's not a condom. It's a chastity belt for goats.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I would be one pissed off goat.

haha. Better than a dead goat imho.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: uberman
That's not a condom. It's a chastity belt for goats.

LOL!

QFT.

 

[TehMac]

Pretty damn smart. Also, serves the goats right for being so fucking retarded.

 

[DrPizza]

As a goat breeder, I wish I had one of those for one particular goat of mine. Twice now, he's managed to get out of his stall where he's now in isolation & bred to one of the does. Thursday, I have to give the first of the females that he nailed a shot of hormones to cause her to abort any babies; and I'll repeat that about 10 days later with another of my females. *Hopefully* those two females come into heat again this season, else it means a loss of $1000 to $2000.

That particular goat is about --->||<---- close to being turned into cabrito (chevon) with a .22 to the back of the head.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
As a goat breeder, I wish I had one of those for one particular goat of mine. Twice now, he's managed to get out of his stall where he's now in isolation & bred to one of the does. Thursday, I have to give the first of the females that he nailed a shot of hormones to cause her to abort any babies; and I'll repeat that about 10 days later with another of my females. *Hopefully* those two females come into heat again this season, else it means a loss of $1000 to $2000.

That particular goat is about --->||<---- close to being turned into cabrito (chevon) with a .22 to the back of the head.

mm k

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
As a goat breeder, I wish I had one of those for one particular goat of mine. Twice now, he's managed to get out of his stall where he's now in isolation & bred to one of the does. Thursday, I have to give the first of the females that he nailed a shot of hormones to cause her to abort any babies; and I'll repeat that about 10 days later with another of my females. *Hopefully* those two females come into heat again this season, else it means a loss of $1000 to $2000.

That particular goat is about --->||<---- close to being turned into cabrito (chevon) with a .22 to the back of the head.

pics?

 

[shortylickens]

- = THIS A TOTALLY SERIOUS QUESTION!! = -

If they have too many goats why dont they just kill some and eat them?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
these goats see... they're just like rabbits.

Do you realize what you wrote? Sound it out...

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
these goats see... they're just like rabbits.

Do you realize what you wrote? Sound it out...

I'm pretty sure it was on purpose. Then again, I'm not sure if moshquerade deserves that much credit.

Henceforth, I think Dr Pizza should be known as Pizza the Goatslayer.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
- = THIS A TOTALLY SERIOUS QUESTION!! = -

If they have too many goats why dont they just kill some and eat them?

They do, but there is supply and demand. No reason to kill a goat before you're ready to eat the meat. Plus, they're also a source of milk.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Henceforth, I think Dr Pizza should be known as Pizza the Goatslayer.

This.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Henceforth, I think Dr Pizza should be known as Pizza the Male Goatmilker.

This.

This is better.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Henceforth, I think Dr Pizza should be known as Pizza the Male Goatmilker.

This.

This is better.

hes about to blow that goat's brains out?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
these goats see... they're just like rabbits.

Do you realize what you wrote? Sound it out...

Ummm....

we really need a *slap upside the head* emoticon.

of course, i knew what i wrote.
i was trying to be punny.

 

[alfa147x]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
these goats see... they're just like rabbits.

Do you realize what you wrote? Sound it out...

Ummm....

we really need a *slap upside the head* emoticon.

of course, i knew what i wrote.
i was trying to be punny.

i think you spelled funny wrong

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
these goats see... they're just like rabbits.

Do you realize what you wrote? Sound it out...

Ummm....

we really need a *slap upside the head* emoticon.

of course, i knew what i wrote.
i was trying to be punny.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Henceforth, I think Dr Pizza should be known as Pizza the Goatslayer.

How about Dr. Goatslayer?

 

[alfa147x]

Originally posted by: TehMac

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Henceforth, I think Dr Pizza should be known as Pizza the Goatslayer.

How about Dr. Goatslayer?

no

 

[PhlashFoto]

I'll call him Dr. Whatever-float-his-boat; just bring the cabrito!!!! yummy!!!