Go see machete now!

DVad3r

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guys, I am wasted beyond regontion, go see machete now!!! you will not be dissapoint. best movie since Avatar!

NIoceeeeeeeeee!!!!
 

JEDI

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the cam version ainmt bad ():)


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naked girl pulling fone from her crotch :eek:
 
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slag

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This crowd is the same crowd that said the Expendables was good, decent, blow em up, excitement.

It blew and this one looks horrible also.
 

cw42

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I went to go see it last night.

You can file it under: Awesome.

It's just one of those movies you can't take seriously, but it was a lot of fun. Plus, Jessica Alba shower scene = the hotness.

edit: lindsay lohan get naked too (for anyone that cares)
 
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Jadow

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sorry, I value my money too much. Will see it when it's on Netflix or Redbox
 

DVad3r

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lol, I was wasted last night, but today I feel much better :)

Seriously though guys, this is one of those movies like Kill Bill, no one went to see it when it came out, but a few days later, when everyone heard how amazing it was, it took off.

I did not see the Expendibles, but I guarentee you this is a better movie than that.

Like they say in Russia, YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPPOINT!
 
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sandorski

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lol, I was wasted last night, but today I feel much better :)

Seriously though guys, this is one of those movies like Kill Bill, no one went to see it when it came iut, but a few days later, when everyone heard how amazing it was, it took off.

I did not see the Expendibles, but I guarentee you this is a better movie than that.

Like they say in Russia, YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPPOINT!

In Soviet Russia, Disappoint is You!
 

Ika

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It's got a 73% at RT.com right now so it can't be that bad.
 

IcePickFreak

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I might go check it out this week. Rodriguez and Tarantino films are always way over the top and unrealistic, but I like that they embrace it. Unlike a lot of other movies who pretend to be realistic and are just about as far from it as these guys. They turn that unrealistic stuff into great entertainment though, which is why I watch movies.
 

JEDIYoda

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sorry, I value my money too much. Will see it when it's on Netflix or Redbox

That will be a while. I saw the movie last night -- one word comes to mind -- Awesome!!

The best line in the whole movie was -- Who are you?
I`m the new gardener....rofl.....
 

DVad3r

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It's got a 73% at RT.com right now so it can't be that bad.

Reviews don't mean jack. It got a similar score to The Last Exorcism, which was a complete failure of a movie. A more accurate assessment would be:

Machete: 90 %
The Last Exorcism: 39 %
 

DVad3r

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I might go check it out this week. Rodriguez and Tarantino films are always way over the top and unrealistic, but I like that they embrace it. Unlike a lot of other movies who pretend to be realistic and are just about as far from it as these guys. They turn that unrealistic stuff into great entertainment though, which is why I watch movies.

Exactly bro, go see it, tell me how it was. Thank me later :)
 

DVad3r

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That will be a while. I saw the movie last night -- one word comes to mind -- Awesome!!

The best line in the whole movie was -- Who are you?
I`m the new gardener....rofl.....

Machete don't text!

lol

:p
 

Mermaidman

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This crowd is the same crowd that said the Expendables was good, decent, blow em up, excitement.

It blew and this one looks horrible also.

Negative. We saw both movies and agreed that Expendables was terrible, but we both enjoyed Machete. I enjoyed it more due to the eye candy. :biggrin: Say what you will about the acting of Alba and Michelle Rodriguez, but they are smokin! Plus there're a couple of topless scenes with Lohan, her MILF, and Machete getting it on . . .
 

destrekor

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Soon, very soon.

I have build up my hype to insane levels for this one, I might rampage if I am disappoint.
 

timosyy

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I went into this movie expecting nothing and came away with stars in my eyes.

Also, I saw the Expendables and it was terrible, so go watch Machete.

If nothing else, there is roughly 10,000% more eye-candy than the Expendables.
 

DVad3r

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I went into this movie expecting nothing and came away with stars in my eyes.

Also, I saw the Expendables and it was terrible, so go watch Machete.

Thanks man, welcome to the Machete club.