Go make me a sandwich!

[ChaoZ]

http://imgur.com/mCUfG.jpg

 

[Corporate Thug]

pwned

 

[paulney]

Nice

 

[Stumps]

lol

 

[alevasseur14]

Is a better answer possible?

No.

 

[gorcorps]

That's the problem w/ yahoo answers... no sense of humor. 2 thumb down responses

 

[wiredspider]

The knuckle one was a good one.. I'll have to use it if a guy asks me to make him a sandwich.

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: wiredspider
The knuckle one was a good one.. I'll have to use it if a guy asks me to make him a sandwich.

Too corny. Why not just punch the guy without saying anything? It gets the point across just as well without sounding like a dork.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Best answer ever.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: wiredspider
The knuckle one was a good one.. I'll have to use it if a guy asks me to make him a sandwich.

Too corny. Why not just punch the guy without saying anything? It gets the point across just as well without sounding like a dork.

you must be a girl gorcorps.

When i ask my gf to make me a sammich she generally does. When she asks me to mow the lawn i generally do

 

[TruePaige]

No it is "sudo make me a sandwich".

That is how shit gets done.

 

[wiredspider]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: wiredspider
The knuckle one was a good one.. I'll have to use it if a guy asks me to make him a sandwich.

Too corny. Why not just punch the guy without saying anything? It gets the point across just as well without sounding like a dork.

I'd probably not go into the whole jelly thing, here is your knuckle sandwich, punch

Don't think the guys will think get it if I just punch them, lol.

 

[Sea Moose]

why is it so offensive for a guy to ask his woman to make him a sandwich?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
No it is "sudo make me a sandwich".

That is how shit gets done.

:laugh: Nice.

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
why is it so offensive for a guy to ask his woman to make him a sandwich?

It isn't just that he asks for a sammich, it's if he DEMANDS that sammich.

Example:

not-offensive: 'sweetie, could I trouble you for one of your fantastic sandwiches?'

offensive: 'Who the fuck let you out of the kitchen? Get your ass back in there and GET ME A GOD DAMN SAMMICH! THERE BEST BE A PIE IN THE OVEN TOO!'

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
why is it so offensive for a guy to ask his woman to make him a sandwich?

It isn't just that he asks for a sammich, it's if he DEMANDS that sammich.

Example:

not-offensive: 'sweetie, could I trouble you for one of your fantastic sandwiches?'

offensive: 'Who the fuck let you out of the kitchen? Get your ass back in there and GET ME A GOD DAMN SAMMICH! THERE BEST BE A PIE IN THE OVEN TOO!'

fair enough. Its not hard to say please and thank you. Point taken.

Its not asking for a sammich, its how you ask!

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
why is it so offensive for a guy to ask his woman to make him a sandwich?

It isn't just that he asks for a sammich, it's if he DEMANDS that sammich.

Example:

not-offensive: 'sweetie, could I trouble you for one of your fantastic sandwiches?'

offensive: 'Who the fuck let you out of the kitchen? Get your ass back in there and GET ME A GOD DAMN SAMMICH! THERE BEST BE A PIE IN THE OVEN TOO!'

I don't get your point, how is that offensive?

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
why is it so offensive for a guy to ask his woman to make him a sandwich?

It isn't just that he asks for a sammich, it's if he DEMANDS that sammich.

Example:

not-offensive: 'sweetie, could I trouble you for one of your fantastic sandwiches?'

offensive: 'Who the fuck let you out of the kitchen? Get your ass back in there and GET ME A GOD DAMN SAMMICH! THERE BEST BE A PIE IN THE OVEN TOO!'

Is a pie in the oven a new term for I want a kid?

Because sandwiches and sexual relations sound like a win-win...

 

[octopus41092]

LOL. :thumbsup:

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
No it is "sudo make me a sandwich".

That is how shit gets done.

Win

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: ChaoZ
http://imgur.com/mCUfG.jpg

At least link to a current version of the question...

 

[ch33kym0use]

I make toasted sandwiches. I like em. Ham, cheese and tomato.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: ch33kym0use
I make toasted sandwiches. I like em. Ham, cheese and tomato.

I had that for dinner just now :Q

 

[SunSamurai]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: ch33kym0use
I make toasted sandwiches. I like em. Ham, cheese and tomato.

I had that for dinner just now :Q

He knows.



We all know.


:creepystare;

 

[buck]

http://answers.yahoo.com/quest...=20090712153431AASg5Uh

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