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LS20

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Jan 22, 2002
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tatus: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Faye(17782)
Faye(17782): Welcome to ChaCha!
Faye(17782): Hello.
Faye(17782): Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: is so slow
Faye(17782): What's slow?
You: The results
Faye(17782): I'm so sorry.
You: sorry doesnt give me a recipe for Roast Duck with Mango Salsa
Faye(17782): How about the last one I sent?
You: Is it good?
Faye(17782): I don't know.
You: I thought you'd help
Faye(17782): I don't make the resipes. I just find them for you. :)
You: can you find the Best Tasting one?
Faye(17782): It sounds good.......if that helps any.
You: if we were friends you would do it for me
Faye(17782): So sorry. Can I help you with anything else today?
You: can you recommend a wine to go with the Duck?
Faye(17782): One moment please while I search for that for you.
Faye(17782): I don't drink wine, so I wouldn't be any help.
You: =
You: =(
You: will you play a game then?
Faye(17782): No, can't play games on here.
You: Or just answer a question
Faye(17782): What's that?
You: i have 3 doors, behind 1 of which is a roast duck, and the others are empty
You: I let you choose ONE door (you dont open it)
You: then i open ONE door, and show that it is empty
You: i let you change your pick of you want to
You: would you change your original pick - and why?
Faye(17782): No. Usually your first thought is right.
You: is that the best choice, most of the time?
Faye(17782): Can I help you with anything else on this topic?
Faye(17782): Yes.
You: can you help me find a proof of the statistical best choice
Faye(17782): Sorry, you'll have to do another search for that.
You: also, who is the greater hero... Maximus Decimus , or William Bravehearrt?
Faye(17782): Again....another search.
You: i thought you were my friend
Faye(17782): I'm sorry, but if I get fired for this, then you wouldn't be my friend, would you?
You: then we'd have more time to hang out, woudlnt we?
Faye(17782): Not if I'm out looking for another job.
You: who needs job when you have companionship
Faye(17782): Have a great day. You've been fun to talk to.
You: sorry, i thought we had a real connection
Faye(17782): I have to close the session now.
You: i felt a sparkle
Faye(17782): Bye now.