Glavinsolo
Platinum Member
"What if we were to put all the illegal immigrants into jobs at a Corona brewery? We get our beer and they get their freedom its an amazing solution"
"What if all the countries around the world put together funds to create a huge prison in the center of Antartica. And all life sentence prisoners were sent there and we would be able to free up the land that we have set aside for prisons here?"
"We should have all adoption city centers within 50 feet away from abortion clinics."
"If terrorists enjoy killing and blowing things up that they hate and fear then we should break our current state of mind about negotiating with terrorists and send them Xbox 360s"
"If we are supposed to not treat people different from us in the form of their race when living in society then isn't affirmative action racist?"
"We mass medicate the U.S. with flouride in our water to help the teeth of America. So why don't we take it a step further and put all the nutrients and vitamins needed each day. I mean you can get 500 multivitamin pills at Sam's club for 3 dollars. That treats nearly 500 americans for less than a penny a day."
"If illegal immigrants are truly taking the jobs that Americans don't want to work. Then why do we have homeless people with signs saying will work for food? Can't we organize the unused school busses during the summer to pick all these homeless people up and take them to where work is needed?"
"1 Dollar bills are dirtier than the keyboard at the library"
"If handicap people are supposed to put handicap tags in their cars saying they are handicap. Then sexual predators should have a sexual predator tag saying they are sexual predators."
"Why didn't the lawyer who got shot in the face by Dick Cheney sue? I mean come on he is a lawyer and its Dick Cheney and he got shot in the face."
"As a guy I don't see the point in feminism. Its over now, everything you fought for before has been granted. Why continue? If a guy was given the option to be a stay at home dad and hang out with his kids all day, I assure you he would go for it. But you feminsts are fighting against the stay at home Moms who are actually rebuilding the American family morals and ethics by raising their own kids instead of the sexual predator you left them with for 8 hours so you could make more money so you could afford those video games and big macs so your kids could be taken advantage of and be inactive and fat."
"What if all the countries around the world put together funds to create a huge prison in the center of Antartica. And all life sentence prisoners were sent there and we would be able to free up the land that we have set aside for prisons here?"
"We should have all adoption city centers within 50 feet away from abortion clinics."
"If terrorists enjoy killing and blowing things up that they hate and fear then we should break our current state of mind about negotiating with terrorists and send them Xbox 360s"
"If we are supposed to not treat people different from us in the form of their race when living in society then isn't affirmative action racist?"
"We mass medicate the U.S. with flouride in our water to help the teeth of America. So why don't we take it a step further and put all the nutrients and vitamins needed each day. I mean you can get 500 multivitamin pills at Sam's club for 3 dollars. That treats nearly 500 americans for less than a penny a day."
"If illegal immigrants are truly taking the jobs that Americans don't want to work. Then why do we have homeless people with signs saying will work for food? Can't we organize the unused school busses during the summer to pick all these homeless people up and take them to where work is needed?"
"1 Dollar bills are dirtier than the keyboard at the library"
"If handicap people are supposed to put handicap tags in their cars saying they are handicap. Then sexual predators should have a sexual predator tag saying they are sexual predators."
"Why didn't the lawyer who got shot in the face by Dick Cheney sue? I mean come on he is a lawyer and its Dick Cheney and he got shot in the face."
"As a guy I don't see the point in feminism. Its over now, everything you fought for before has been granted. Why continue? If a guy was given the option to be a stay at home dad and hang out with his kids all day, I assure you he would go for it. But you feminsts are fighting against the stay at home Moms who are actually rebuilding the American family morals and ethics by raising their own kids instead of the sexual predator you left them with for 8 hours so you could make more money so you could afford those video games and big macs so your kids could be taken advantage of and be inactive and fat."
