Gizmodo Has Reached A New Low

[Patranus]

How Realistic Would a Robot Have to Be for You to Have Sex with It?

Implements for human-robot relations already run the gamut from abstract Fleshlights to fully-articulated, Uncanny Valley-straddling love dolls. But is more realism always better?

That is, if properly equipped, would an android from U.S. Robotics still be as attractive as, say, a Fembot? Then, what about a Hookerbot from Futurama? It's a slippery slope, to be sure, but essentially when does hanky-panky with an electronic being turn into humping a VCR? Let us know what you think in the comments!

http://gizmodo.com/5885226/how-realistic-would-a-robot-have-to-be-for-you-to-have-sex-with-it

Really guys?

 

[Jaskalas]

When she's in the kitchen, barefoot, and pregnant... HEY!

Let's face it, people use inanimate objects all the time.

 

[allenk09]

I thought Gizmodo already hit rock bottom a few years ago?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

It would be the same as humping a blow up. Only difference is the robot can blow itself up

 

[BladeVenom]

It's a legitimate question. One day it will happen.

I wish Youtube had the whole Futurama PSA. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

It's a legitimate question. One day it will happen.

I wish Youtube had the whole Futurama PSA. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw

you can find all of them here
http://www.watchcartoononline.com

 

[BladeVenom]

you can find all of them here
http://www.watchcartoononline.com

I have the DVDs. I just want that one little clip to link to. The full scene has been removed from Youtube.

 

[shortylickens]

Its not a new low. Just low.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Gizmo=not legit.

Phandroid, Droid life, root wiki, and anandtech for all my needs

 

[her209]

Can you marry your robot?

 

[SillyOReilly]

If I'm going to put my brain in a robot body, I want it to be a robot cat

 

[Jeff7]

Han Solo answered this best:

"She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid."

 

[Newbian]

I wonder how good the sandwich has to be for many of us.

 

[NFS4]

I thought this was the low (NSFW):

http://gizmodo.com/5375323/i-had-sex-with-furniture-the-shameful-nsfw-fleshlight-motion-review

 

[DirkGently1]

People will have sex with a hole in their mattress. As long as there's a machine that looks even slight feminine, there will be a guy happy to stick his dick in it!

 

[surfsatwerk]

I don't think it would have to be that realistic.

 

[amdhunter]

People will have sex with a hole in their mattress. As long as there's a machine that looks even slight feminine, there will be a guy happy to stick his dick in it!

Ugh, the springs in the mattress rust over time and can cut the hell out of you. :'(

 

[Anubis]

kinda hard for them to get lower then the iphone thing and getting banned from trade shows for using a universial code spammer to turn off displays when people are presenting

 

[janas19]

Han Solo answered this best:

"She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid."

This is geek code for "I would hump a robot." Bwahahaha

People will have sex with a hole in their mattress. As long as there's a machine that looks even slight feminine, there will be a guy happy to stick his dick in it!

 

[Jeff7]

This is geek code for "I would hump a robot." Bwahahaha

"Of course not! A girl that fine, you gotta romance first."

 

[bbhaag]

Can you marry your robot?

If it's a female robot yes. If it's a male robot then no...Thats not the way god intended it.

 

[alkemyst]

Sex is just an avenue...robots will eventually fill this role, it's only a matter of time.

When I am looking for a partner, sex is not really a major criteria as it's too easy to get.

 

[brianmanahan]

Sex is just an avenue...robots will eventually fill this role, it's only a matter of time.

When I am looking for a partner, sex is not really a major criteria as it's too easy to get.

ahh alky

making us all jelly since 2001

 

[snoopy7548]

ahh alky

making us all jelly since 2001

I believe he was referring to his mother.

 

[brianmanahan]

I believe he was referring to his mother.