Give unto Jeeebus some karaoke recommendations

Jeeebus

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Tonight, Jeeebus shall appear and bless the world with his not-quite-up-to-American-Idol singing voice, hopefully soothing the nerves of his disciples.

Facts: 1. Jeeebus can neither sing nor is Jeeebus embarrassed to look like a fool.

2. I'm feeling totally 80's today.

3. Jeeebus loves you (yes, especially you).

4. Rick Rolls appreciated in limited quantities.
 

Crono

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For 80s, Take on Me, Billie Jean, or Down Under (I dedicate this song to Sea Moose :p)
 

AstroManLuca

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Carry On Wayward Son

EDIT: Also, if you're doing karaoke and you and everyone else present isn't totally wasted, you're doing it wrong.
 

Jeeebus

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Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Carry On Wayward Son

EDIT: Also, if you're doing karaoke and you and everyone else present isn't totally wasted, you're doing it wrong.

Trust me, my performance won't be something I care to remember. As such, sake bomb!
 

Jeeebus

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Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Hotel California or anything else by the Eagles.

o god no. M first week in law school, however many years ago, we went out for karaoke and some girl made me go up onstage for a duet... had no idea she picked out Hotel California. The song is like 45 minutes long with 5x solo guitar riffs that I could go take a piss and come back before they end. There's only so much time Jeeebus can fill with his l33t air guitar skills.
 

FelixDeCat

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Yes, we know you hate Jesus, but why pour it on so thick? Does it make you feel better to be so hateful?
 

AstroManLuca

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Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Hotel California or anything else by the Eagles.

o god no. M first week in law school, however many years ago, we went out for karaoke and some girl made me go up onstage for a duet... had no idea she picked out Hotel California. The song is like 45 minutes long with 5x solo guitar riffs that I could go take a piss and come back before they end. There's only so much time Jeeebus can fill with his l33t air guitar skills.

Carry On Wayward Son is really long too. If you're actually up on a stage you probably want to avoid it.

When I hear karaoke I always think of one of the private karaoke rooms I went to in China. Just a couple of couches and a TV. So it doesn't matter if the song is long or not. In fact, it helps, because you have extra time to rest in between sessions.
 

Jeeebus

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Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Yes, we know you hate Jesus, but why pour it on so thick? Does it make you feel better to be so hateful?

:confused:

How can Jeeebus hate himself?


So far I'm thinkin Men at Work - Land Down Under :thumbsup:

And when I get really drunk and want to make a fool of myself, the wild card: Lionel Richie - Hello