give me your best pickup lines

[Ruptga]

Mine is:

"Omelette du fromage"

 

[Drako]

Do you mix concrete for a living?

You're making me hard.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

Excuse me ma'am, did you fart?

Because you just blew me away.

 

[gotsmack]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

[keird]

Wanna go out for breakfast?
...
Want me to call or should I just nudge you?

 

[corwin]

Need a lift?

 

[lozina]

I have some candy and cute puppies in the back my van...

 

[Sonikku]

Do you want to have sex with a stranger?

 

[motodude]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[blackdogdeek]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you--Uh I'm gonna come in again.

 

[Newell Steamer]

I would eat pig shit out of your asshole.

 

[NetWareHead]

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[OutHouse]

if you and i were two squirrels i would bust a nut in your hole.

 

[Mixolydian]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

[Printer Bandit]

why do they call seagulls seagulls? because if they flew over bays, they'd be called bagels.

 

[Perknose]

Best pickup line? "Hey, nice F150!"

 

[poofyhairguy]

Yes that is my BMW

 

[Perknose]

Yes that is my BMW

Big Motha Weiner?

 

[bearxor]

"Did you know you have 206 bones in your body? Would you like another one?"

 

[Perknose]

In bars in Kentucky the best one is, "Nice tooth!"

 

[Krazy4Real]

sup bitch.... prom?

 

[Mai72]

Hello.

I'm a forum member on ATOT. Horny yet?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

does this smell like chloriform to you?

 

[TwiceOver]

"You must work for Menard's, because you give me wood."

Of course you could substitute whatever local building materials shop.

 

[JechtShot]

Damn girl! Is your pants made out of mirrors cause I can see myself in them.

If I had a dollar for every girl I saw as beautiful as you, i would have a dollar.