Give me your best insults. (funny as possible please)

[DnetMHZ]

" I wouldn't p!ss on you if you were on fire!" 😉

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: bolsen
Read a good one, I think on this board.

It was a guy sitting at a bar (true story FYI) and some guy kept insulting him from across the bar. Well several insults the drunk guy yells at the guy at the bar "Hey, I f\/cked your mom!"

So the guy at the bar stands up and yells "Hey Mom! Dad's drunk again!"

hahaah I think it's pretty funny 🙂

LOL

 

[BillGates]

Asking a chick who you've noticed is a bit pudgy when they're due will generally make them REALLY mad.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Now go away, you second-hand electric donkey bottom-wiper.

WINNAR!!

 

[SP33Demon]

Tops has to go to the former Iraqi Information Minister (Bagdad Bob)!

1) "When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves"

2) "The midget Bush and that Rumsfield deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere."

3) "Bush doesn't even know if Spain is a republic or a kingdom, how can they follow this man?"

4) "The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."

5)"I speak better English than this villain Bush"

6)"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."

7)"They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them"

8)"I think the British nation has never been faced with a tragedy like this fellow [Blair]."

9) "They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone."

10) "Those Iraqi fighters are slapping those gangsters on the face, and then when they flee, they will kick their backsides."

11) "the insane little dwarf Bush"

12) "Rumsfeld, he needs to be hit on the head"

 

[KC5AV]

You were conceived at a distance.

 

[eakers]

this was on the daily show last night:

ah-hem

yo' mommas so communist she believes in the redistribution of wealth.

 

[BAMAVOO]

this was on the daily show last night:

I have been graced by EAKERS 😉

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Great, you opened up the "Yo Momma" vault.

I've got a few thousand of em (IRC script) but I'm not going to bother. 😛

- M4H

 

[xirtam]

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

 

[nullshark]

I usually use "You're an adult, now. Stop whining." That's not really an insult, more of a complaint, I guess 😛

Not sure where I got these, apologies for copyright infringement 😀


"Your parents are suing a condom company right now, aren't they?"

"Your village called. They're missing their idiot."

"This will sink into your mind, like oil sinking in water."

 

[damiano]

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

 

[damiano]

even better

Yo momma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

 

[nullshark]

Yo momma's so ugly, when she smiles it looks like her tongue's in jail.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.

 

[AnimeKnight]

Originally posted by: MainFramed

Originally posted by: bolsen
Read a good one, I think on this board.

It was a guy sitting at a bar (true story FYI) and some guy kept insulting him from across the bar. Well several insults the drunk guy yells at the guy at the bar "Hey, I f\/cked your mom!"

So the guy at the bar stands up and yells "Hey Mom! Dad's drunk again!"

hahaah I think it's pretty funny 🙂

LOL

mm.. I dont' think it's a true story.. I think I read it either in playboy or maxim 😉

 

[Nitemare]

Yo mama still taking food stamps and coupons for bj's?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

You have worse sexual problems than LordJezo and intim83!