Give me something Sweet to text message my girl!

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
Well, I would check your profile and make sure that you are indeed in the US, but you do not have it enabled.

I am totally catching the crappy engrish speaking imigrant vibe eminating from you.

😕 Text

 

[JonTheBaller]

"1-800-SUICIDE"

 

[Spooner]

Dude, you suck.

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
Well, I would check your profile and make sure that you are indeed in the US, but you do not have it enabled.

I am totally catching the crappy engrish speaking imigrant vibe eminating from you.

Yo dude, that was messed up.

 

[dman]

Paraphrased: Your so hot, you could melt all this stuff...


(Works better if she's in the frozen food section of a supermarket).

/Stolen Quote of course, cookie to who names the movie.

Man: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
HotChix0r: Why is that?
Man: Because you could melt all this stuff.

 

[BlamoHammer]

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

**Edit** Damn it!! Someone beat me to it. How about, "I'm feeling your shape, I'm feeling your eyes. Later on I'm feeling your ass and feeling your thighs.

 

[n0cmonkey]

"Does it burn when you pee too?"

 

[Electric Amish]

You love me because I have cake and you're fat.

 

[BennyD]

"i wanna stick it in your pooper"

 

[dman]

You should just give us her # and we'll send stuff guaranteed to get you some...




Jailtime.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

"I look foward to going backdoor with you later tonight"

 

[Jetblade]

Heh, I just might use some of the nasty ones. :evil:

 

[NogginBoink]

Tell her she is callipygian.

(Yes. Stolen from another thread.)

 

[MrColin]

Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
Well, I would check your profile and make sure that you are indeed in the US, but you do not have it enabled.

I am totally catching the crappy engrish speaking imigrant vibe eminating from you.

You're jealous 'cause you don't have a GF. I'm totally picking up the frustrated loser vibe from you.

 

[dighn]

wanna fvck?

 

[Platypus]

who cares

 

[deerslayer]

Originally posted by: notfred
"I'm not very creative"

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: dman
Paraphrased: Your so hot, you could melt all this stuff...


(Works better if she's in the frozen food section of a supermarket).

/Stolen Quote of course, cookie to who names the movie.

Man: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
HotChix0r: Why is that?
Man: Because you could melt all this stuff.

That's easy- My Blue Heaven

 

[QueBert]

Hit her with a disgusting "line" but make sure it's funny. Digusting with nothing else = bad news

I personally like this one

"I was just wondering hon, I know you've probably had your Belly Button licked. But I bet you've never had it licked from the inside"

she will be revolted when she reads it, and turned on after she's thought about it for a minute, and she will think about it 🙂


And if you're Irish the always classic "baby, do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?" THIS only works if you're Irish daamit, stop with the "German" "Spanish" etc etc etc.