Give me something interesting to read.

Savij

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I broke up with my girlfriend of 3.5 years a few days ago and I need something to take my mind off her. I've already tried playing a few games, and my heart is just not in it. Give me interesting stuff to read about that won't depress me. Or just tell me what a loser I am.

Loser Count:1
 

EyeMWing

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I've been there, except I was with the ho for longer. Best thing you can do is give in to the depression, set up a winamp playlist that works its way over the course of a few hours from sad and depressing to full of murderous rage. Set it to play sequentially. Turn out the lights, turn up the sound as high as you can without distorting, turn off the monitor, cover the windows, sit down, close your eyes, and release yourself to the audio. Trust me, by the end of this session, you'll be saying things like "That filthy wh0re, she did this to me! I'd disembowel her and hang her by her own entrails from the golden gate bridge if I had the chance." Of course, if you aren't, repeat the therapy daily until you are. And then you'll be in the perfect mindset to blow things up in games.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: sonz70
1. Go out
2. Get laid
3. make movie
4. Come share on ATOT


Someone send me a camera

If I were still an HS student, you'd have an HDTV camera, lights, lighting ballast and tripod en route.
 

RedCOMET

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Originally posted by: Savij
I broke up with my girlfriend of 3.5 years a few days ago and I need something to take my mind off her. I've already tried playing a few games, and my heart is just not in it. Give me interesting stuff to read about that won't depress me. Or just tell me what a loser I am.

Loser Count:1

become an escort... sorry sonz70
 

Savij

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: sonz70
1. Go out
2. Get laid
3. make movie
4. Come share on ATOT


Someone send me a camera

If I were still an HS student, you'd have an HDTV camera, lights, lighting ballast and tripod en route.

Are you trying to seduce me?
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: sonz70
1. Go out
2. Get laid
3. make movie
4. Come share on ATOT


Someone send me a camera

If I were still an HS student, you'd have an HDTV camera, lights, lighting ballast and tripod en route.

Are you trying to seduce me?

No, I'm not. I just had access to that kind of hardware back then.
 

Savij

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: sonz70
1. Go out
2. Get laid
3. make movie
4. Come share on ATOT


Someone send me a camera

If I were still an HS student, you'd have an HDTV camera, lights, lighting ballast and tripod en route.

Are you trying to seduce me?

No, I'm not. I just had access to that kind of hardware back then.

Damn, that would take care of steps 1 - 3 ;)

 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: sonz70
1. Go out
2. Get laid
3. make movie
4. Come share on ATOT


Someone send me a camera

If I were still an HS student, you'd have an HDTV camera, lights, lighting ballast and tripod en route.

Are you trying to seduce me?

No, I'm not. I just had access to that kind of hardware back then.

Damn, that would take care of steps 1 - 3 ;)

and then it would take the entire bandwidth stash of ATOT to host the transport stream.
 

xSauronx

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my wife of 4 years left me

but i didnt feel like reading, so i smoked meh 1st joint ever.

i dont care suddenly, the music is pumped up, everything vanilla flavored in my kitchen is gone and im going to sleep rather well tonight