Give me some good Family Guy quotes

[Spooner]

in relation to the Simpsons thread

 

[vi edit]

Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!

Oh YEAH!

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He runs like my refridgerator...very homosexually

 

[diskop]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!

Oh YEAH!

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He runs like my refridgerator...very homosexually

The Oh yeah one is the only one I can remember that's good

 

[Electric Amish]

About every episode is one giant quotable quote.

amish

 

[Jzero]

Norm MacDonald, doing the voice of Death when Peter tries to run away:
"I caught up with FloJo, I can catch you!"

 

[vi edit]

Chris(watching a whale jump): Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World

 

[alm99]

When stewey sees the guy in the wheel chair(Larry?, can't remember) for the first time


"What the deuce, half man, half machine"

 

[vi edit]

Peter: Uh, Lois... Go get the medical dictionary and look up 'fork' and 'lung.'
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time's a factor, Lois.

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Peter: Uh, Lois... Go get the medical dictionary and look up 'fork' and 'lung.'
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time's a factor, Lois.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH.............. i remember that episode

 

[ggavinmoss]

"Nipple and dimes, nickels and boobs. Cash." (marital help video)

While watching a snuff film...
"Are, are they gonna kill that girl?" (peter)
"SShhh! Peter...." (lois)

-geoff

 

[Nemesis77]

Peter: Gee Lois, what are you doing lying on the couch at this hour? Have you been drinking?
Lois: Peter, you know I never drink!
Peter: Oh yeah, just like you never dodged the draft?
Lois: What are you talking about? I'm a woman!
Peter: Sure you are!..... now....

 

[vi edit]

Quagmire: Dear diary...JACKPOT!

 

[MacBaine]

Gangster 1- "I'd like to buy a ...bunny please"
Gangster 2- "What kind of ...bunny, a semi-automatic ...bunny, or a hand held ...bunny"
Gangster 1- "Whichever kind of...bunny... is best for shooting a guy in the head."

 

[Nemesis77]

Peter: Here's one for you guys: Assume none of us were married. If you could have any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson!
Joe: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: ..... BWAHAHAHAAA! You guys are yanking me! Let's pull one over old Quagmire!
Peter: No, he's actually a guy Quagmire,
Quagmire: But.... This is insane! That's impossible! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh God! I got all these magazines!... Oh God! Oh God!

Best stuff I have ever heard !

 

[neomits]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
About every episode is one giant quotable quote.

amish

YOU HAVE A REDEEMING LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I love the koolaid segment. Its possibly one of my favorite moments

 

[ohtwell]

Stewie (on the set of a pr0n movie): "Does anyone else smell Astroglide?"

Stewie is my favorite character from FG.



: ) Amanda

 

[neomits]

From the unaired episode

Lois: Peter you're such a child
Peter: You better watch who you're calling a child Lois, because if I'm a child you know what that makes you? A pedifile and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: neomits

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
About every episode is one giant quotable quote.

amish

YOU HAVE A REDEEMING LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I love the koolaid segment. Its possibly one of my favorite moments

I have a lot of "redeeming" likes.

amish

 

[Nemesis77]

Peter: "awkward moment?? I'll give you an awkward moment: One time during sex I called Lois "Frank"! Your move Sherlock...."

"So, are you ladies ever been penetrated?"

 

[Spooner]

"Stewie, want some ice cream?"
"Why, yes................ but NO JIMMIES! For every jimmy i find........i shall KILL YOU!"

i love how he says that

 

[vi edit]

Stewie : "You bring me the wall street jounral. You two fight to the death."

 

[BatmanNate]

Quagmire: "This look like a 'Q' to you?? ..... How 'bout now?"

 

[thedarkwolf]

Sig

 

[JeremyJoe]

Id rather show my favorite one...

"If i want to embarris you i would do this... http://www.geocities.com/joecool112/lick.gif "

geocites link might have to copy/paste

 

[oLLie]

Originally posted by: Spooner
"Stewie, want some ice cream?"
"Why, yes................ but NO JIMMIES! For every jimmy i find........i shall KILL YOU!"

i love how he says that

Wasn't it sprinkles?