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give me a subject for a poem, I'll write it

Originally posted by: JacobJ
Originally posted by: Ninjja
ninja
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k...working on it...
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I already beat you to it. It's not hard for me to write about Ninjas, I've entitled it "Ninjas Friggin' Rock":

Ninjas are so awesome
Ninjas are so cool
Ninjas will beat down a pirate
Ninjas will make hot babes drool
Ninjas can WAIL on the guitar HARD and
Ninjas can see around corners
Ninjas can pork a thousand babes
Ninjas can pop a million boners

I love you forever,
A kind hippo
 
Ninja
for Ninjja

the swift descent of flesh
into flesh became his night time hobby ?
fluttering through the dark until he
became a shadow striking
the emperor?s guards.

Fear. They say it?s built
by deadly shadows. The
truth is, it?s built by
ninjja. Shadows are
simply the illusion.

The reality:
A blackened fist.
A fluttering.
A night-time hobby.
 
Originally posted by: JacobJ
Ninja
for Ninjja

the swift descent of flesh
into flesh became his night time hobby ?
fluttering through the dark until he
became a shadow striking
the emperor?s guards.

Fear. They say it?s built
by deadly shadows. The
truth is, it?s built by
ninjja. Shadows are
simply the illusion.

The reality:
A blackened fist.
A fluttering.
A night-time hobby.
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hehe, that's pretty neat. It just sounds cool. I'm going to read it again. Thanks!
 
Ninjas are not cool and by not cool I mean totally not sweet
Their favorite activity is choking on a big roll of man meat
They hide in the closet and dress in all black
and rarely come out because balls they do lack
They wish they wore pink because it suits their desire
to prance about all day in flamboyant attire
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Ninjas are not cool and by not cool I mean totally not sweet
Their favorite activity is choking on a big roll of man meat
They hide in the closet and dress in all black
and rarely come out because balls they do lack
They wish they wore pink because it suits their desire
to prance about all day in flamboyant attire
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lol...it's funny b/c it's true....and by true I mean false.
 
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