Give a man a fish and he eats for a day...

[jonnyGURU]

But what if he is REALLY skinny and cuts the fish up into small pieces and stores the excess in a freezer.

What if it's a big fish?

Gotcha there, eh?

 

[Yeeny]

What if he is really hungry, and eats his fish, and then yours. Hmm?

 

[jonnyGURU]

What if the fish makes him puke and the chunks that come back up are big enough for you to eat instead?

 

[Killbat]

What if you really are drunk?

 

[CyberSax]

Yeah, but eventually he's still going to run out of fish. Even if he's an anorexic who catches a great white shark.

 

[Yeeny]

JG: Ewwwl, I think he better be cleaning up his mess!

 

[Imaginer]

But what if the fish secretly houses a small undestructable transmitter set out by the FBI to track down illegal fishermen who fish near the illegal waters of Hallaboo and as such are controlled by the enviromentalists who want to stop the extinction of the rare purple and green dotted blarney fish which can be a nice delicacy in some remote woodland. The tracer makes the police catch law breaking citizens and they would be jailed for life according to the really radical earth loving people who have discovered a potenent mushroom capable of rendering a person to subjugate to the next person they see...

 

[RSI]

What if the fish is only a bite-size fish? Then will he chop it up into really really really small pieces and preserve them for a month and get really skinny? :Q

 

[Imaginer]

Or what if the fish was a GOLDFISH! Mmmmmm... Artificial cheese flavor!

 

[Viper GTS]

...but give him something that smells like a fish, & he'll be eating every day...

:Q

Viper GTS

 

[yakko]

Viper GTS,

The rule is if it smells like fish don't eat it.

 

[rahvin]

What if the fish is MahiMahi and he frys it up and makes some yummy fish taco's from it? *drool*

 

[jhu]

The rule is if it smells like fish don't eat it.

so that probably rules out beavers?

 

[Mday]

ewwww, fish.

i here it's brain food. which explains an awful lot

 

[Mday]

what if you decide to teach him to fish, and finds a corpse...

what if the man is really a woman, and thinks you're in love with her...

what if the fish has parasites...

what if the fish turns out to be very valuable, and he tells the endangered species people or whatnot, and you get your ass thrown in jail...

what if it's not really a fish, and you just killed a dolphin...

 

[ltk007]

what if he doesn't eat fish

 

[drboogie]

How long would a box of fish sticks last? And exactly what part of the fish is the stick?

 

[Preyhunter]

<< ...but give him something that smells like a fish, &amp; he'll be eating every day... >>



No, I think is should be:

&quot;...but give him something that smells like a fish, &amp; he'll stink for a lifetime.&quot;

 

[yata]

What if he gets the singing bass fish that's in stores everywhere in the States? He would rather dance to the tune than cut it apart.

 

[Killbat]

What if you gave him the fish sticks but he had nothing to heat them with?

 

[megatexel]

Yeah... if it smells like fish don't eat it... unless it's fish :Q

 

[WombatWoman]

And exactly what part of the fish is the stick?

An excellent question, drboogie. I suspect that the answer to this probably resembles the answer to &quot;What part of the chicken is the McNuggets?&quot;

 

[Mday]

LOL... mcnugget...

 

[jonnyGURU]

The fish stick is from the stick gland, right?

 

[Imaginer]

What comes into your mind when the word &quot;fish&quot; is said? That is the kind of fish that applies to the question.

But!!! Knowing the crazy goofy people in OT, I can see the number of colorful replies! :Q