Man, this was funny last night. You guys HAVE to hear this. 
I got stuck at the tire place, getting new skins on my car. It turned out to take alot longer than I expected. I got a hair cut by a pissed off woman over at Famous Hair and she butchered my fur. It looks BAD. I drove around from 2pm until 8 looking for a good Mother's day gift, and could not find anything. Not even flowers I liked. So I went over to a friend's house, and hung out for an hour, complaining about not finding anything.
At this point, I am in a bad mood. Total bear with a sore ass bad mood. So I decided on the way home to stop at Giant Eagle and get some flowers (Because everywhere else is closed and Wal Mart makes me feel dirty to shop in. ) I am over there looking at flowers, and I notice a couple of young girls giggling. I'm flower test driving, and this one girl bumps into me.
Her - "Whoops... Excuse me."
Me - "~Grumble Grumble~ Sorry."
Then they start looking at the frozen vegetables right next to the flowers. Girls at that age do NOT look at frozen veggies, so I knew something was up. Finally she jumps right in front of me...
Her - "Hi. I'm Jesi (With an "I")
Me - "I'm Chris. ~Grumble~" (Turn away to finish looking at flowers)
Her - "Wanna go out sometime? I'll give you my number."
Me - "Write it on this." (I give her a old receipt.)
I took it back, and grabbed the first doz of roses I saw. On the way out, I run into them again. She says "Bye Chris!" I grumble. At the register, I pay for the flowers, and accidently drop my wallet. I look up, and there they are again, about 50 feet away. I grab my stuff and walk out.
Now the problem is she is young. She looks about 16. I am 25. She is CUTE, but too young I think. I feel bad about being such an ass. I'll probably call her up and appoloigize, and hope that she is older than I think. The number checked out legit on the reverse directory, and is a Wampum number, so I'm good there. I get stuff like this all the time, but she was the boldest, most gutsy chick I've ever seen. I look young too, so hopefully she is older than what my instinct is saying, but I have doubts.
They always appear when you least expect it, and when you don't wanna talk.
I got stuck at the tire place, getting new skins on my car. It turned out to take alot longer than I expected. I got a hair cut by a pissed off woman over at Famous Hair and she butchered my fur. It looks BAD.
I drove around from 2pm until 8 looking for a good Mother's day gift, and could not find anything. Not even flowers I liked. So I went over to a friend's house, and hung out for an hour, complaining about not finding anything. At this point, I am in a bad mood. Total bear with a sore ass bad mood. So I decided on the way home to stop at Giant Eagle and get some flowers (Because everywhere else is closed and Wal Mart makes me feel dirty to shop in.
) I am over there looking at flowers, and I notice a couple of young girls giggling. I'm flower test driving, and this one girl bumps into me.Her - "Whoops... Excuse me."
Me - "~Grumble Grumble~ Sorry."
Then they start looking at the frozen vegetables right next to the flowers. Girls at that age do NOT look at frozen veggies, so I knew something was up. Finally she jumps right in front of me...
Her - "Hi. I'm Jesi (With an "I")
Me - "I'm Chris. ~Grumble~" (Turn away to finish looking at flowers)
Her - "Wanna go out sometime? I'll give you my number."
Me - "Write it on this." (I give her a old receipt.)
I took it back, and grabbed the first doz of roses I saw. On the way out, I run into them again. She says "Bye Chris!" I grumble. At the register, I pay for the flowers, and accidently drop my wallet. I look up, and there they are again, about 50 feet away. I grab my stuff and walk out.
Now the problem is she is young. She looks about 16. I am 25. She is CUTE, but too young I think. I feel bad about being such an ass. I'll probably call her up and appoloigize, and hope that she is older than I think. The number checked out legit on the reverse directory, and is a Wampum number, so I'm good there. I get stuff like this all the time, but she was the boldest, most gutsy chick I've ever seen. I look young too, so hopefully she is older than what my instinct is saying, but I have doubts.
They always appear when you least expect it, and when you don't wanna talk.
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