Girls of ATOT: Do you ever wish you were born men?

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Ilmater

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All of the reasons it's nice to be a man:

- Pee standing up (on top of the list for a reason!)
- No menstral cycle
- No pregnancy/birthing issues
- You can tell your friends how you feel about them to their faces
- Greater physical strength (comes in handy many times)
- Far less fear of being raped (can't rape the willing!)
- Less moody (I'm not being stereotypical, I know this is a real phenomenon)

I could go on, but I think these things alone are good reasons. Do you ever wish you were born a man?
 
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DAGTA

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The only reason women need to prefer being women:
T & A are all you need to get anything you want in the world.
 
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TheNinja

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interesting question. I wonder if either gender would prefer to be the other in a overall poll. Sometimes I wish I wasn't born a ninja...then I realize that's just kooky talk and I should probably commit sepukku if I ever think like a stupid pirate like that again.
 
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Ilmater

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Originally posted by: DAGTA
The only reason women need to prefer being women:
T & A are all you need to get anything you want in the world.
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Why don't you tell that to all the female Presidents. Wait...

And while that's frequently true for rather attractive women, unattractive women don't get that luxury. In my company (just from what I've seen), there are a few overweight female managers, but I can't think of a single female director that I DON'T consider skinny. On the other hand, I know a LOT of overweight men that are in high positions.
 
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dderidex

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Originally posted by: Ilmater
All of the reasons it's nice to be a man:

- Pee standing up (on top of the list for a reason!)
- No menstral cycle
- No pregnancy/birthing issues
- You can tell your friends how you feel about them to their faces
- Greater physical strength (comes in handy many times)
- Far less fear of being raped (can't rape the willing!)
- Less moody (I'm not being stereotypical, I know this is a real phenomenon)

I could go on, but I think these things alone are good reasons. Do you ever wish you were born a man?
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Yes, but, on the other hand....they have boobs. That, you know, they can carry around with them and can play with whenever they like.

This seems a pretty powerful advantage in their favor, to my understanding of things.

(Oh, and if they want to surf the 'net for....errrr....questionable content, no need to keep a box of tissues handy if things get a little...errr....'out of control')

(OH, and they can think horribly randy thoughts about anyone, anytime, anywhere....and nobody has a clue. No easily visible sign of being turned on and all.)
 
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oogabooga

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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
nope...except the peeing standing up would be convenient ;)
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Then you need a travelmate.
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:frown: ermm..... so now their trying to take our top of the list item of being a man away?! GAH! WOMEN! (or girlie men... whatever!)
 
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DAGTA

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Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: DAGTA
The only reason women need to prefer being women:
T & A are all you need to get anything you want in the world.
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Why don't you tell that to all the female Presidents. Wait...

And while that's frequently true for rather attractive women, unattractive women don't get that luxury. In my company (just from what I've seen), there are a few overweight female managers, but I can't think of a single female director that I DON'T consider skinny. On the other hand, I know a LOT of overweight men that are in high positions.
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Weight can be controlled. We can't do much for our facial looks (besides surgery) but almost anyone can have a 'hot' body if he/she works at it. Many men will play into the manipulations of a woman with a nice body even if she doesn't have a 'hot' face.

Many of the Presidents were strongly influenced by their wives. Don't think there was ever something like, "You'll do this or no sex for you!"?

Fact is, good looking women can get just about anything with little effort.
 
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Attrox

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Originally posted by: dderidex
Originally posted by: Ilmater
All of the reasons it's nice to be a man:

- Pee standing up (on top of the list for a reason!)
- No menstral cycle
- No pregnancy/birthing issues
- You can tell your friends how you feel about them to their faces
- Greater physical strength (comes in handy many times)
- Far less fear of being raped (can't rape the willing!)
- Less moody (I'm not being stereotypical, I know this is a real phenomenon)

I could go on, but I think these things alone are good reasons. Do you ever wish you were born a man?
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Yes, but, on the other hand....they have boobs. That, you know, they can carry around with them and can play with whenever they like.

This seems a pretty powerful advantage in their favor, to my understanding of things.

(Oh, and if they want to surf the 'net for....errrr....questionable content, no need to keep a box of tissues handy if things get a little...errr....'out of control')

(OH, and they can think horribly randy thoughts about anyone, anytime, anywhere....and nobody has a clue. No easily visible sign of being turned on and all.)
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Do you actually play with them if you are not originally male? :confused:
 
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dderidex

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Originally posted by: Attrox
Originally posted by: dderidex
Originally posted by: Ilmater
All of the reasons it's nice to be a man:

- Pee standing up (on top of the list for a reason!)
- No menstral cycle
- No pregnancy/birthing issues
- You can tell your friends how you feel about them to their faces
- Greater physical strength (comes in handy many times)
- Far less fear of being raped (can't rape the willing!)
- Less moody (I'm not being stereotypical, I know this is a real phenomenon)

I could go on, but I think these things alone are good reasons. Do you ever wish you were born a man?
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Yes, but, on the other hand....they have boobs. That, you know, they can carry around with them and can play with whenever they like.

This seems a pretty powerful advantage in their favor, to my understanding of things.

(Oh, and if they want to surf the 'net for....errrr....questionable content, no need to keep a box of tissues handy if things get a little...errr....'out of control')

(OH, and they can think horribly randy thoughts about anyone, anytime, anywhere....and nobody has a clue. No easily visible sign of being turned on and all.)
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Do you actually play with them if you are not originally male? :confused:
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You wouldn't?! :confused: :confused: :confused:

Ladies? Have my fantasy life all this time been horribly misled and confused?!? Say it ain't so!
 
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Aquaman

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
interesting question. I wonder if either gender would prefer to be the other in a overall poll. Sometimes I wish I wasn't born a ninja...then I realize that's just kooky talk and I should probably commit sepukku if I ever think like a stupid pirate like that again.
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Aquaman knows that TheNinja is actaully a ninja wannabe and is truely a Viking/Pirate Princess :)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

Originally posted by: Lola
NEVER!!!
NO WAY. i love being a girl!
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Every girl says that, and then complains the entire goddamned week they have their period.
If you're so happy as girl, embrace your cramps, and your blood stains and stop bitching to us about it if you like it soooo much.


 
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Attrox

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: TheNinja
interesting question. I wonder if either gender would prefer to be the other in a overall poll. Sometimes I wish I wasn't born a ninja...then I realize that's just kooky talk and I should probably commit sepukku if I ever think like a stupid pirate like that again.
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Aquaman knows that TheNinja is actaully a ninja wannabe and is truely a Viking/Pirate Princess :)

Cheers,
Aquaman
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Preparing Aquaman's funeral.. too bad... now we can't have the women of ATOT calendar :(
 
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Aquaman

Lifer
Dec 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: Attrox
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: TheNinja
interesting question. I wonder if either gender would prefer to be the other in a overall poll. Sometimes I wish I wasn't born a ninja...then I realize that's just kooky talk and I should probably commit sepukku if I ever think like a stupid pirate like that again.
Click to expand...

Aquaman knows that TheNinja is actaully a ninja wannabe and is truely a Viking/Pirate Princess :)

Cheers,
Aquaman
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Preparing Aquaman's funeral.. too bad... now we can't have the women of ATOT calendar :(
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Pffft :p

TheNinja is but the smallest dingle berry compared too the Mighty Aquaman :)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
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Titan

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Oct 15, 1999
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Men "You can tell your friends how you feel about them to their faces " is only true when men are pissed or joking around. When it comes to touchy-feely stuff, women get this one.
 
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TheNinja

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: Attrox
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: TheNinja
interesting question. I wonder if either gender would prefer to be the other in a overall poll. Sometimes I wish I wasn't born a ninja...then I realize that's just kooky talk and I should probably commit sepukku if I ever think like a stupid pirate like that again.
Click to expand...

Aquaman knows that TheNinja is actaully a ninja wannabe and is truely a Viking/Pirate Princess :)

Cheers,
Aquaman
Click to expand...

Preparing Aquaman's funeral.. too bad... now we can't have the women of ATOT calendar :(
Click to expand...

Pffft :p

TheNinja is but the smallest dingle berry compared too the Mighty Aquaman :)

Cheers,
Aquaman
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ummm, how would you like me to scratch your cornea with my toenail and then give you an indian burn on your left forearm!?!?!?
 
Rumpltzer

Rumpltzer

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Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: DAGTA
The only reason women need to prefer being women:
T & A are all you need to get anything you want in the world.
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Why don't you tell that to all the female Presidents. Wait...
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Silly Ilmater, don't you know girls can't be president?!?? :D
 
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