Girls and Viruses

[GermyBoy]

Okay, I work as a computer consultant at my school. I constantly have girls calling my room saying that they have viuses. When I ask what they downloaded, it was "Oh, I tried downloading Kazaa and it wouldn't let me." I laugh and tell them to disable their virus software and install it, then reenable it. To them that means that they are then vulnerable to viruses while their virus program is disabled. I tell them based on their knowledge of computers, I'd be surprised if they didn't have over 100 already installed on their computer. They then usually want me to go to their rooms and do it for them. I do it sometimes, when she sounds really hot, (Shallow GermyBoy), but usually I decline and don't leave my room. It's quite annoying actually.

I don't know why that ask for advice if they won't take it!!!
If they want their MP3's that badly, they can listen to me.

 

[XZeroII]

Perhaps 'idiots' and viruses would be more appropriate. Viruses and idiots are like oppositely charged ions... (long pause)...

 

[mikebb]

<< They then usually want me to go to their rooms and do it for them... >>



And you have a problem with this?

 

[GermyBoy]

No, I don't think so. I don't have these problems with guys. When a guy calls me, it's because he "knew what he was doing", and will end up having to format his computer. I love those calls. "Oh man, and I thought I knew what I was doing too!"

One guy called because he screwed up his computer when trying to change his startup image in Win98. Doing so calls on putting a bitmap with a particular filename in a folder for goodness sake! Jeez people, read up on things online before hax0ring your comp.

I personally am running Windows 2003 Elite Server. Some people believe my screen and say "That's so cool" and "Wow, I didn't even know that was out yet."

Maybe I should change it to like Windows 1999 Lam0r Server or something, so people will realize that they're stupid.

 

[minendo]

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<< They then usually want me to go to their rooms and do it for them... >>



And you have a problem with this? >>


I was thinking the same thing. Are you working in one of the Dorms on campus?

 

[GermyBoy]

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<< They then usually want me to go to their rooms and do it for them... >>



And you have a problem with this? >>



When their voices are deeper than mine, I do.

 

[minendo]

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<< They then usually want me to go to their rooms and do it for them... >>



And you have a problem with this? >>



When their voices are deeper than mine, I do. >>


Do you have a bitch voice or something? They usually always have a roommate.

 

[GermyBoy]

Haha, a roommate as great as my girl to look at is hard to find. No, my voice is DEEP.

 

[gotsmack]

did you try saying
"I don't know anything, sleepy time now, goodbye"

 

[RSI]

I hope you didn't really change the screen to "2003 Elite Server"... that's lame.

 

[fastz28]

<< I do it sometimes, when she sounds really hot >>



How does really hot sound like?

Oh yeah, by looking at the title of this thread, don't forget a trojan.

 

[RSI]

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<< I do it sometimes, when she sounds really hot >>



How does really hot sound like?

Oh yeah, by looking at the title of this thread, don't forget a trojan. >>

Good point, what does really hot sound like? Voice is kind of a stupid thing to let decide whether you go or not. They could be extremely attractive and have a voice you wouldn't expect, or they could have a really really sweet voice, and be the scariest monster.

 

[tops2]

just suck it up and go help them
who knows, they could be hot and u'll be a lucky guy
unless ur like my roommate and find out those hot girls already have bf's

 

[jimmyhaha]

> unless ur like my roommate and find out those hot girls already have bf's
which usually turns out u are a lucky sob...

pretty girls = usually have bf don't know any sh!t = she don't know much about computer = ask for your help = your bubble burst....

ask if the girl has a bf first b4 wasting your time and helping them out...

lol

 

[docmanhattan]

TPIBTKATC

 

[Koing]

<< > unless ur like my roommate and find out those hot girls already have bf's
which usually turns out u are a lucky sob...

pretty girls = usually have bf don't know any sh!t = she don't know much about computer = ask for your help = your bubble burst....

ask if the girl has a bf first b4 wasting your time and helping them out...

lol >>

 

[Shagger]

ask if the girl has a bf first b4 wasting your time and helping them out...

Maybe that and ask for their measurements and cup size too..:Q