Girlfriend is ranting about pap smears...

[chiwawa626]

Girlfriend is ranting about pap smears...how the hell do I be supportive about that? lol

 

[Platypus]

Rant in return about smegma, that'll shut her up.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Tell her that penile probes are no pic-nic either..

 

[Zolty]

offer to kiss it and make it all better?

 

[sixone]

Tell her you wish you could do it for her. She'll either hug you or fall down laughing.

 

[chiwawa626]

She said "See what I do for you" haha

Apparently they test for stds while their at it, so i asked if shes clean, I don't think she liked that question. lol

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Girlfriend is ranting about pap smears...how the hell do I be supportive about that? lol

Ask if she would like a prostate exam instead

Ausm

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Rant in return about smegma, that'll shut her up.

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Rant in return about smegma, that'll shut her up.

Uh...I wouldn't have that problem, I know how to keep my self clean, so it wouldn't be much of a rant. But on the other hand it might be more effective if you talk to her :disgust:

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
She said "See what I do for you" haha

Apparently they test for stds while their at it, so i asked if shes clean, I don't think she liked that question. lol

Smooooth....:disgust:

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Rant in return about smegma, that'll shut her up.

Uh...I wouldn't have that problem, I know how to keep my self clean, so it wouldn't be much of a rant. But on the other hand it might be more effective if you talk to her :disgust:

lol :roll:

 

[Bootprint]

Google up "TURP", then you'll just hold her and say "I understand" so you can get what you read out of your mind.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Zolty
offer to kiss it and make it all better?

Winner!!!

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Tell her you don't much enjoy getting your peehole swabbed or your doc's finger shoved up your backside but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

 

[tami]

tell her while they hurt like hell, it'll be over with in no time.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
She said "See what I do for you" haha

Apparently they test for stds while their at it, so i asked if shes clean, I don't think she liked that question. lol

BTW - what kind of office automatically tests for STD's 'while they're at it'? My doctor asks if I want those tests done.

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
She said "See what I do for you" haha

Apparently they test for stds while their at it, so i asked if shes clean, I don't think she liked that question. lol

BTW - what kind of office automatically tests for STD's 'while they're at it'? My doctor asks if I want those tests done.

Required by the state of california (for women getting pa smears under a certain age) says her doctor at kaiser...

 

[sandman018]

the doc is just trying to find an excuse to touch her longer

 

[Landroval]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
She said "See what I do for you" haha

Apparently they test for stds while their at it, so i asked if shes clean, I don't think she liked that question. lol

BTW - what kind of office automatically tests for STD's 'while they're at it'? My doctor asks if I want those tests done.

Required by the state of california (for women getting pa smears under a certain age) says her doctor at kaiser...

that's pretty freaky if it's true...

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Google up "TURP", then you'll just hold her and say "I understand" so you can get what you read out of your mind.

:grimace;

 

[KarenMarie]

they dont hurt that bad.... a little worse than getting a needle and lasts about as long.

and it beats the he!! out of not getting one and taking a chance that something will go wrong that wont be found until it is too late.

 

[Baked]

Back hand the bitch and tell her to go the kitchen and make you some pie.

 

[MaxDepth]

<shudder>

 

[Spike]

I made the mistake of attending a phyiscal with my wife... man, that made me shudder. To think, I used to complain about the ol "turn your head and cough" routine. I will now be always thankful I don't have to be intimate with the "duck", especially a cold, metal one!

-spike

 

[Zebo]

Tell her:
Not as much pain as I'm going though waiting for that cold beer out of the fridge.

She'll either slap you or fall down laughing.