Girlfriend burps a ton

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Saint Nick

Saint Nick

Lifer
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My girlfriend burps a lot. Whether shes hungry, full, anything. She just burps a ton. She said she's been doing it since she was about 12. During a normal phone conversation of about an hour in length, she will burp probably four or five times. And I'm talking LOUD burps. It doesn't seem to be influenced by the foods she eats. She drinks carbonated beverages about twice a week, otherwise its water. It isn't uncomfortable or painful, she just... burps.

Anyone have any idea why thats happening?

LOL
 
Bateluer

Bateluer

Lifer
Jun 23, 2001
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Gases in her stomach are expanding and being expelled through her mouth.

Perhaps some antacids?
 
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everman

Lifer
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Has she ever seen a doctor about this?

And I nominate this for thread of the week if it can share the honor with the crazy asian ladies smearing glue on someone's car.
 
Saint Nick

Saint Nick

Lifer
Jan 21, 2005
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Originally posted by: everman
Has she ever seen a doctor about this?

And I nominate this for thread of the week if it can share the honor with the crazy asian ladies smearing glue on someone's car.
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Never talked to a doctor about it, ever...
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: everman
Has she ever seen a doctor about this?

And I nominate this for thread of the week if it can share the honor with the crazy asian ladies smearing glue on someone's car.
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This thread pales in comparison. :thumbsdown:
 
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Greenman

Lifer
Oct 15, 1999
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Sounds a bit rude to me. Perhaps after the doctor a short brush up on her manners might be in order.
 
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pcnerd37

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That would be a deal breaker for me. Burping and Farting are a mans domain. When Im out with a girl, thats the last thing I want to hear/smell.
 
Kaido

Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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From my wife, who shares a similar, er, problem:

"It's better to bear the shame, than bear the pain."

Please, please, PLEASE let me know if you EVER solve this problem :eek:
 
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evilsaint

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aidanjm

Lifer
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gall bladder problem? a friend of my sister had this issue, it turned out to be a problem with her gall bladder.
 
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hjo3

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There's no reason for someone to burp loudly -- she has no manners. Dump her.
 
fleshconsumed

fleshconsumed

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Feb 21, 2002
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Well, look at the bright side, at least she won't have problem with you burping... Why do girls make such a big deal out of it???
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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If that is her one flaw you are a lucky man.

She must make for great conversation while watching ball with friends...
 
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alimoalem

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
Stuff something down her throat. At least that way it will muffle them.
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better yet, stuff something of yours down it...jk, yet i'm not
 
StinkyPinky

StinkyPinky

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Jul 6, 2002
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I often have this problem too. Started when I was around 16 (now 27), and I burp like a midget that's just drunk 10 cans of coke. I don't fart really. Just burp. Antacids do nothing, just make me burp more. But I don't care because I'm a man and my burping soothes me.
 
MmmSkyscraper

MmmSkyscraper

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: everman
Has she ever seen a doctor about this?

And I nominate this for thread of the week if it can share the honor with the crazy asian ladies smearing glue on someone's car.
Click to expand...

This thread pales in comparison. :thumbsdown:
Click to expand...

:thumbsup:
 
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