Girl wont stop talking

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
Have you ever been to a small party and have this annoying girl start talking to you. This weekend i was sitting on the couch drinking some beer and this girl sits down. This is the first time where I literally didn't talk at all and actually started to test to see just how long she would talk without me saying a damn thing. She talked for like 5 mins straight. At one point i gave up and tried to say something but she cut me off! The only reason i put up with it was that she was reasonably good looking...

To top it off she talked with a fake Australian accent....

/end weak rant.

i despise people who like to hear themselves talk like that.

 

[eits]

i totally feel you on that.

jesus... listen to this...

so, i met this girl online and she's not that good looking, but she seemed to have a nice personality... except for the fact that she couldn't stop bashing people in ballwin (we both live in ballwin, mo... outside of st. louis). she kept talking about how things were in l.a. and how people out here scare her, blah blah blah. the conversations were all online... never on the phone or in person.

so, one day, she ims me and asks me for a ride to her job at the mall because her car's broken and all of her friends are at work. so, i said sure and got directions to her place and picked her up. the bitch couldn't shut up for like 3 seconds. she started talking about how horrible ballwin was, AGAIN, and how she's from l.a. and i'm like, "yeah, no ******, you told me goddamn 40 times."

so, it's like 5:58p and she had to be at work at 6p... we pull into the parking lot and i think, "finally.. she's getting out of my damn car," right? wrong. she says, "the best part about working here is that they're so understaffed that it doesn't matter if i'm late because i won't get fired. you can just park and we can talk for a little bit." and i didn't want to be rude or mean, so i reluctantly park and figure that she's gonna be done talking in like 3 minutes, right? wrong again. she didn't take a breath for 10 more minutes... i kid you not. and everytime i tried getting a word in to say, "look, i've got to go," she kept talking, except louder to talk over me!

at the 10 minute mark, i yelled "SHUT THE HELL UP!" and she stopped. i said, "look... i drove you to work... i've got to go... stop talking and let me go!" she said sorry and left for work.

jesus...

 

[KarmaPolice]

Originally posted by: eits
i totally feel you on that.

jesus... listen to this...

so, i met this girl online and she's not that good looking, but she seemed to have a nice personality... except for the fact that she couldn't stop bashing people in ballwin (we both live in ballwin, mo... outside of st. louis). she kept talking about how things were in l.a. and how people out here scare her, blah blah blah. the conversations were all online... never on the phone or in person.

so, one day, she ims me and asks me for a ride to her job at the mall because her car's broken and all of her friends are at work. so, i said sure and got directions to her place and picked her up. the bitch couldn't shut up for like 3 seconds. she started talking about how horrible ballwin was, AGAIN, and how she's from l.a. and i'm like, "yeah, no ******, you told me goddamn 40 times."

so, it's like 5:58p and she had to be at work at 6p... we pull into the parking lot and i think, "finally.. she's getting out of my damn car," right? wrong. she says, "the best part about working here is that they're so understaffed that it doesn't matter if i'm late because i won't get fired. you can just park and we can talk for a little bit." and i didn't want to be rude or mean, so i reluctantly park and figure that she's gonna be done talking in like 3 minutes, right? wrong again. she didn't take a breath for 10 more minutes... i kid you not. and everytime i tried getting a word in to say, "look, i've got to go," she kept talking, except louder to talk over me!

at the 10 minute mark, i yelled "SHUT THE HELL UP!" and she stopped. i said, "look... i drove you to work... i've got to go... stop talking and let me go!" she said sorry and left for work.

jesus...

LOL omg did you actually yell that? Thats impressive.

You could have just said Ive got to go when she said we can park and talk.

 

[bleeb]

This post is useless without pics.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: eits
i totally feel you on that.

jesus... listen to this...

so, i met this girl online and she's not that good looking, but she seemed to have a nice personality... except for the fact that she couldn't stop bashing people in ballwin (we both live in ballwin, mo... outside of st. louis). she kept talking about how things were in l.a. and how people out here scare her, blah blah blah. the conversations were all online... never on the phone or in person.

so, one day, she ims me and asks me for a ride to her job at the mall because her car's broken and all of her friends are at work. so, i said sure and got directions to her place and picked her up. the bitch couldn't shut up for like 3 seconds. she started talking about how horrible ballwin was, AGAIN, and how she's from l.a. and i'm like, "yeah, no ******, you told me goddamn 40 times."

so, it's like 5:58p and she had to be at work at 6p... we pull into the parking lot and i think, "finally.. she's getting out of my damn car," right? wrong. she says, "the best part about working here is that they're so understaffed that it doesn't matter if i'm late because i won't get fired. you can just park and we can talk for a little bit." and i didn't want to be rude or mean, so i reluctantly park and figure that she's gonna be done talking in like 3 minutes, right? wrong again. she didn't take a breath for 10 more minutes... i kid you not. and everytime i tried getting a word in to say, "look, i've got to go," she kept talking, except louder to talk over me!

at the 10 minute mark, i yelled "SHUT THE HELL UP!" and she stopped. i said, "look... i drove you to work... i've got to go... stop talking and let me go!" she said sorry and left for work.

jesus...

LOL omg did you actually yell that? Thats impressive.

You could have just said Ive got to go when she said we can park and talk.

yeah, i did... she wouldn't let me interject! everytime, the conversation went something like:

her: "so i was hanging out with.."
me: "hey, i really..."
her: "!!!MY FRIENDS AT THE COFFEE SHOP AND there was this guy who kept looking blah blah blah blah..."

so, yelling "shut the hell up" was really the only thing short of getting out of my car and walking away... even then, she might have gotten out and followed me around talking.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: eits
i totally feel you on that.

jesus... listen to this...

so, i met this girl online and she's not that good looking, but she seemed to have a nice personality... except for the fact that she couldn't stop bashing people in ballwin (we both live in ballwin, mo... outside of st. louis). she kept talking about how things were in l.a. and how people out here scare her, blah blah blah. the conversations were all online... never on the phone or in person.

so, one day, she ims me and asks me for a ride to her job at the mall because her car's broken and all of her friends are at work. so, i said sure and got directions to her place and picked her up. the bitch couldn't shut up for like 3 seconds. she started talking about how horrible ballwin was, AGAIN, and how she's from l.a. and i'm like, "yeah, no ******, you told me goddamn 40 times."

so, it's like 5:58p and she had to be at work at 6p... we pull into the parking lot and i think, "finally.. she's getting out of my damn car," right? wrong. she says, "the best part about working here is that they're so understaffed that it doesn't matter if i'm late because i won't get fired. you can just park and we can talk for a little bit." and i didn't want to be rude or mean, so i reluctantly park and figure that she's gonna be done talking in like 3 minutes, right? wrong again. she didn't take a breath for 10 more minutes... i kid you not. and everytime i tried getting a word in to say, "look, i've got to go," she kept talking, except louder to talk over me!

at the 10 minute mark, i yelled "SHUT THE HELL UP!" and she stopped. i said, "look... i drove you to work... i've got to go... stop talking and let me go!" she said sorry and left for work.

jesus...

Shens on the yelling

That aside, one of my peeves is people who can't stop complaining about where they live - especially when they feel the need to glorify other places. This seems especially common in people from LA and NYC.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: eits
i totally feel you on that.

jesus... listen to this...

so, i met this girl online and she's not that good looking, but she seemed to have a nice personality... except for the fact that she couldn't stop bashing people in ballwin (we both live in ballwin, mo... outside of st. louis). she kept talking about how things were in l.a. and how people out here scare her, blah blah blah. the conversations were all online... never on the phone or in person.

so, one day, she ims me and asks me for a ride to her job at the mall because her car's broken and all of her friends are at work. so, i said sure and got directions to her place and picked her up. the bitch couldn't shut up for like 3 seconds. she started talking about how horrible ballwin was, AGAIN, and how she's from l.a. and i'm like, "yeah, no ******, you told me goddamn 40 times."

so, it's like 5:58p and she had to be at work at 6p... we pull into the parking lot and i think, "finally.. she's getting out of my damn car," right? wrong. she says, "the best part about working here is that they're so understaffed that it doesn't matter if i'm late because i won't get fired. you can just park and we can talk for a little bit." and i didn't want to be rude or mean, so i reluctantly park and figure that she's gonna be done talking in like 3 minutes, right? wrong again. she didn't take a breath for 10 more minutes... i kid you not. and everytime i tried getting a word in to say, "look, i've got to go," she kept talking, except louder to talk over me!

at the 10 minute mark, i yelled "SHUT THE HELL UP!" and she stopped. i said, "look... i drove you to work... i've got to go... stop talking and let me go!" she said sorry and left for work.

jesus...

you seem like an attractive guy so i don't see why you need to meet wackos from off the internet.

 

[Juno]

:camera:'s?

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: eits
i totally feel you on that.

jesus... listen to this...

so, i met this girl online and she's not that good looking, but she seemed to have a nice personality... except for the fact that she couldn't stop bashing people in ballwin (we both live in ballwin, mo... outside of st. louis). she kept talking about how things were in l.a. and how people out here scare her, blah blah blah. the conversations were all online... never on the phone or in person.

so, one day, she ims me and asks me for a ride to her job at the mall because her car's broken and all of her friends are at work. so, i said sure and got directions to her place and picked her up. the bitch couldn't shut up for like 3 seconds. she started talking about how horrible ballwin was, AGAIN, and how she's from l.a. and i'm like, "yeah, no ******, you told me goddamn 40 times."

so, it's like 5:58p and she had to be at work at 6p... we pull into the parking lot and i think, "finally.. she's getting out of my damn car," right? wrong. she says, "the best part about working here is that they're so understaffed that it doesn't matter if i'm late because i won't get fired. you can just park and we can talk for a little bit." and i didn't want to be rude or mean, so i reluctantly park and figure that she's gonna be done talking in like 3 minutes, right? wrong again. she didn't take a breath for 10 more minutes... i kid you not. and everytime i tried getting a word in to say, "look, i've got to go," she kept talking, except louder to talk over me!

at the 10 minute mark, i yelled "SHUT THE HELL UP!" and she stopped. i said, "look... i drove you to work... i've got to go... stop talking and let me go!" she said sorry and left for work.

jesus...

you seem like an attractive guy so i don't see why you need to meet wackos from off the internet.

well, i wasn't trying to hook up with her or anything... i just thought she seemed like a nice person to talk to and hang out with from time to time because she was new to the area and needed friends... boy, was i wrong.

 

[2Xtreme21]

What's worse... someone who will continuously talk or someone who will only say 10 words the entire night? Nothing like going to dinner with someone who gives you one word responses to all of your "questions" (that are being used to hopefully spark conversation).

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY

Thats what I do when I get annoyed with people and am finally fed up.
I show them how annoying they are.

:thumbsup: for the idea of poking her bewbs!

EDIT: Pics for those who requested it:
http://bunchofdrunks.net/bigmouth.jpg

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Ever think that the only type of girl you can attract is an annoying one?

Winnar!