girl fight - shovel to the head

brianmanahan

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this is possibly the hillbilliest girl fight i have seen. stay classy, springfield ohio!

here is the long version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmw_uQkfk5Y&feature=youtu.be (skip to 6:20 to see the shovel) (WARNING - SWARES AND CHICKEN COOPS AND HAIRPULLING!)

here is the TLDR version:

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Jeeebus

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Pretty sure that shovel throw could/should earn her a few years in jail.
 

trmiv

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:D There's like a 2 minute intermission where they both put their hair up.
 

Jaskalas

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And that is how you snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

That's a serious weapon, and serious head trauma. There any news story to follow through with this? I'm rather concerned for how that ended.
 

Jimzz

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Funny how she went from "Ima goin to kick yur ass..." to "ahhhh whyyyyy she hit me... ahhhhh".

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momeNt

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It seems like they were fighting not out of anger, but for sport. The girl in black seemed to get upset about the kicking, decided the fight was over, and wanted her off the property. Sexy redhead refuses to leave the property, and was ejected from the property via shovel.

I hope this doesn't turn criminal. Property rights need to be respected, if your invitation is revoked, GTFO.
 

jaedaliu

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Is this that fake fight that was on my facebook feed that I didn't click no last night?

edit: oh, apparently it's a real fight? the fake is a fake death report?
 
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PliotronX

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LOL white girls fighting, black girls would have been drawing blood in thirty seconds after the hair weaves are torn off.
 
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LOL white girls fighting, black girls would have been drawing blood in thirty seconds after the hair weaves are torn off.
Drawing blood is all well and good, but bringing acrylic nails to a shovel fight is why [redacted racist statement].
 

TwiceOver

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Amazing. Even via camera you can tell these chicks come with massive buckets of crazy.

I'm a fan of redheads, she looks pretty cute. But you can tell she comes with a bunch of crazy.
 

momeNt

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I doubt the law affords any right to chase a person.

She was following her to the shed area where she got the shovel, then once the shovel was in her hands and the girl in black committed to hitting her with it, the sexy redhead runs. That happened so quickly it's basically the moment of apprehension when an intruder sees that a property owner has a gun. It would be equivalent to saying you can pull your gun out, but can't shoot.

Not all intruders will exhibit apprehension when they see a gun, they may have one themselves, or they rush the property owner instead of fleeing, but this was not her chasing her down as the gif would imply.
 

MrPickins

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She was following her to the shed area where she got the shovel, then once the shovel was in her hands and the girl in black committed to hitting her with it, the sexy redhead runs. That happened so quickly it's basically the moment of apprehension when an intruder sees that a property owner has a gun. It would be equivalent to saying you can pull your gun out, but can't shoot.

Not all intruders will exhibit apprehension when they see a gun, they may have one themselves, or they rush the property owner instead of fleeing, but this was not her chasing her down as the gif would imply.

You generally can't claim self defense if you instigated the conflict to begin with...