Giant Rats Invade Town

[Analog]

Hundreds of rats -- some weighing up to 3 pounds -- have invaded a southern Kentucky town.

The giant rats were reportedly first spotted around the Robinson Milling Company in Somerset, Kentucky before moving into the surrounding neighborhoods.

Residents concerned about the health risks posed by the large rats have taken their concerns to the city council of Somerset, Local 6 News reported.

A new supply of rat poison will arrive in the next few days and offered free to all residents.


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That's freaking disgusting.

 

[hjo3]

Okay.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.

 

[Pepsei]

In China, especially in the southwest, this would be a good thing.

 

[SagaLore]

Awwww they're so cute.

 

[Red Dawn]

Yo Quero Taco Bell?

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.

lol

 

[Excelsior]

They look like the "rats" that Dave Attell shot with a pellet gun on one of his Insomniac episodes. It was in louisiana I believe.

 

[DnetMHZ]

...This just in... Gene pool of Kentucky town increases tenfold!!


sorry... someone had to say it...

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
...This just in... Gene pool of Kentucky town increases tenfold!!


sorry... someone had to say it...

You live in New Jersey for christs sake. The armpit of the USA.

Are you kidding me?

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
...This just in... Gene pool of Kentucky town increases tenfold!!


sorry... someone had to say it...

You live in New Jersey for christs sake. The armpit of the USA.

Are you kidding me?

Kiss her where it smells... take her to New Jersey!!

 

[Rapidskies]

HEAR ME NOW my fellow ATOTers! Now is the time for us to join together and combine our superior intellect to create a race of GIANT CATS to nuetrilize this threat to the great state of Kentucky!!! Who is with me?!?

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
...This just in... Gene pool of Kentucky town increases tenfold!!


sorry... someone had to say it...

You live in New Jersey for christs sake. The armpit of the USA.

Are you kidding me?

Kiss her where it smells... take her to New Jersey!!

 

[murphy55d]

Just do what they did in Philadelphia... open up a bunch of "Cheesesteak" places and use them as fronts for pest control.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: murphy55d
Just do what they did in Philadelphia... open up a bunch of "Cheesesteak" places and use them as fronts for pest control.

Cheese Wiz can cover up a lot of things!

 

[saxophonoia]

Originally posted by: Excelsior
They look like the "rats" that Dave Attell shot with a pellet gun on one of his Insomniac episodes. It was in louisiana I believe.

haha I remember that.....I think they were called Nutria (sp?)

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: saxophonoia

Originally posted by: Excelsior
They look like the "rats" that Dave Attell shot with a pellet gun on one of his Insomniac episodes. It was in louisiana I believe.

haha I remember that.....I think they were called Nutria (sp?)

Yep, something like that.

 

[Bassyhead]

man those are big

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Okay.

[lil john] OKKAAYIEEEEEEEEEE!!![/lil john]

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: hjo3
Okay.

[lil john] OKKAAYIEEEEEEEEEE!!![/lil john]

WHAAAAAAAAATTTTT?????!!!

 

[BooGiMaN]

first seen at saw mill hmmm isnt his a movie and book by stephen king...where they find out a giant bat is living down deep in the mill where there are lots and lots of rats?

 

[episodic]

My pet hairless rat is almost 2 lbs. . . he is a sweetheart thought

 

[Bowmaster]

Hundreds of rats -- some weighing up to 3 pounds -- have invaded a southern Kentucky town.

In other news, Chinese restaurants across town have reduced their prices by 50%!!!