GF's Car or UPS/FedEx truck?

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Merlyn3D

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Okay, say you're gettin that one piece of hardware you've been waiting weeks for, and it's scheduled to arrive today. At the same time, your gf calls you for a booty call but doesn't know when she can show up (has to drive like an hour from work). So you're sitting by the window, lookin outside, which car are you lookin for?

EDIT: this is a hypothetical situation, just thought of it b/c I'm waitin for some parts, sadly the gf and I broke up a few months ago
 
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kyparrish

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I'd get that computer hardware out of my mind REALLY QUICK if I were you. Your GF might flip out if she finds out you're thinking about your computer instead of her, ESPECIALLY after an ~hour drive.
 
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Kelvrick

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Gf's car. Simply because I can go to the fedex call center later and still get the package today.
 
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leftyman

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my wife would kick my ass if i have a gf, so i'll go for the hardware...
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Originally posted by: xospec1alk
you're going to get poon no matter what...the parts i'm going to want today...
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until she finds out that you were waiting for the parts over her. then no more poon for you!

like the parts are going to magically disappear if you don't get to them right away?
 
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xospec1alk

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
you're going to get poon no matter what...the parts i'm going to want today...
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until she finds out that you were waiting for the parts over her. then no more poon for you!

like the parts are going to magically disappear if you don't get to them right away?
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#1. you don't tell her you were anticipating the parts more than her
#2. even if you did, a secure girl would not care about something so petty
 
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Ktulu

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when i receive a new package from FedEx/UPS its like Christmas day, I can get poon from my gf anytime i want
 
AMCRambler

AMCRambler

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I'm looking for whichever one gets there first. If they both roll up at the same though, girlfriend automatically wins.
 
Gibson486

Gibson486

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gf, definately. If you do not get yoru parts today, you are gonna get them tomorrow. The gf, nah, it is not guarunteed.
 
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Xyo II

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I cannot believe these are neck and neck. I am telling all of your girlfriends on you for being such a geeky populace. Then no more sex for you.
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Okay, say you're gettin that one piece of hardware you've been waiting weeks for, and it's scheduled to arrive today. At the same time, your gf calls you for a booty call but doesn't know when she can show up (has to drive like an hour from work). So you're sitting by the window, lookin outside, which car are you lookin for?

EDIT: this is a hypothetical situation, just thought of it b/c I'm waitin for some parts, sadly the gf and I broke up a few months ago
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after thinkign about it some more, what retarded company are you ordering from that takes weeks for send your part? if you want the part that bad, why not choose a faster shipping option?
then you have all the time for the poon.
 
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hjo3

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Originally posted by: Einstein Element
I cannot believe these are neck and neck. I am telling all of your girlfriends on you for being such a geeky populace. Then no more sex for you.
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I'm into dudes. But you're right about the hetero nerds -- they've got no excuse.
 
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