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Getting my first professional massage in an hour...

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Jugernot

Diamond Member
My work brought a professional massage tech and she is giving all that want one a 30 minute clothed massage. Too bad she's not hot... 🙁

😀

Am I lucky or what?

Jugs
 
And what would you have done if she were hot? Leave a dent in the massage table?

Never had a clothed massage before, but massages are awesome.
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
And what would you have done if she were hot? Leave a dent in the massage table?

Never had a clothed massage before, but massages are awesome.
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Nothing much, but it's much easier to have a attractive woman with her hands on you than the opposite. At least it is for me.
 
She's probably thinking the same thing... why the fvck did they send me to a bunch of geeks and not the football team.
 
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
And what would you have done if she were hot? Leave a dent in the massage table?

Never had a clothed massage before, but massages are awesome.
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Nothing much, but it's much easier to have a attractive woman with her hands on you than the opposite. At least it is for me.
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If she's good it really doesn't matter. Just imagine her beautiful and close you're eyes.
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
She's probably thinking the same thing... why the fvck did they send me to a bunch of geeks and not the football team.
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Actually, I'm the only geek. I work in a corporate consulting office.
 
Yes you are lucky!
A bad massage is better than no massage at all and a good massage is great!
Enjoy it, and be thankful that your co. can afford that! You lucky dog, you! 😉
 
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
She's probably thinking the same thing... why the fvck did they send me to a bunch of geeks and not the football team.
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Actually, I'm the only geek. I work in a corporate consulting office.
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Then she's probably saying "Why the fvck do i have to give a massage to this geek when that mail boy is so much hotter."
 
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
And what would you have done if she were hot? Leave a dent in the massage table?

Never had a clothed massage before, but massages are awesome.
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Nothing much, but it's much easier to have a attractive woman with her hands on you than the opposite. At least it is for me.
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You're probably just lucky to get any "female" hands on you. 😉

amish
 
dude, get dressed up in a very loose fitting buddhist monk robe and tell her you're a buddhist. that way you're only partially clothed. if you can pull it off, wear a toga. if you're really brave, wear a speedo and tell her you're the swimming consultant 🙂

good luck and enjoy!
 
Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
dude, get dressed up in a very loose fitting buddhist monk robe and tell her you're a buddhist. that way you're only partially clothed. if you can pull it off, wear a toga. if you're really brave, wear a speedo and tell her you're the swimming consultant 🙂

good luck and enjoy!
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Do you run into a lot of lawsuits in your every day life?
 
It's evil... how can you NOT get a hard on when a girl is rubbing you.. except for a reletive or a ugly girl.

-psianime
 
Originally posted by: psianime
It's evil... how can you NOT get a hard on when a girl is rubbing you.. except for a reletive or a ugly girl.

-psianime
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I usually have control over myself during normal business hours. But then again I'm not a tweeny virgin.
 
Originally posted by: psianime
It's evil... how can you NOT get a hard on when a girl is rubbing you.. except for a reletive or a ugly girl.

-psianime
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Um because most of us are adults?
 
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