Getting my first professional massage in an hour...

[Jugernot]

My work brought a professional massage tech and she is giving all that want one a 30 minute clothed massage. Too bad she's not hot...



Am I lucky or what?

Jugs

 

[Hoober]

They're even better unclothed.

I wish I could afford to get them every week.

 

[Looney]

And what would you have done if she were hot? Leave a dent in the massage table?

Never had a clothed massage before, but massages are awesome.

 

[iwearnosox]

Happy ending?

 

[Lager]

Nice, I want a professional massage or pipe clean.

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: Hoober
They're even better unclothed.

I wish I could afford to get them every week.

Ahhh who knows, maybe I'll strip down anyway...

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
And what would you have done if she were hot? Leave a dent in the massage table?

Never had a clothed massage before, but massages are awesome.

Nothing much, but it's much easier to have a attractive woman with her hands on you than the opposite. At least it is for me.

 

[Looney]

She's probably thinking the same thing... why the fvck did they send me to a bunch of geeks and not the football team.

 

Originally posted by: coldcut
Nice, I want a professional massage or pipe clean.

Uh, are the two...related?

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
And what would you have done if she were hot? Leave a dent in the massage table?

Never had a clothed massage before, but massages are awesome.

Nothing much, but it's much easier to have a attractive woman with her hands on you than the opposite. At least it is for me.

If she's good it really doesn't matter. Just imagine her beautiful and close you're eyes.

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
She's probably thinking the same thing... why the fvck did they send me to a bunch of geeks and not the football team.

Actually, I'm the only geek. I work in a corporate consulting office.

 

[Lola]

Yes you are lucky!
A bad massage is better than no massage at all and a good massage is great!
Enjoy it, and be thankful that your co. can afford that! You lucky dog, you!

 

[Gage8]

update this and tell us how it went

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
She's probably thinking the same thing... why the fvck did they send me to a bunch of geeks and not the football team.

Actually, I'm the only geek. I work in a corporate consulting office.

Then she's probably saying "Why the fvck do i have to give a massage to this geek when that mail boy is so much hotter."

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Happy ending?

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: coldcut
Nice, I want a professional massage or pipe clean.

Uh, are the two...related?

is there a difference?

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
And what would you have done if she were hot? Leave a dent in the massage table?

Never had a clothed massage before, but massages are awesome.

Nothing much, but it's much easier to have a attractive woman with her hands on you than the opposite. At least it is for me.

You're probably just lucky to get any "female" hands on you.

amish

 

[blackdogdeek]

dude, get dressed up in a very loose fitting buddhist monk robe and tell her you're a buddhist. that way you're only partially clothed. if you can pull it off, wear a toga. if you're really brave, wear a speedo and tell her you're the swimming consultant

good luck and enjoy!

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
dude, get dressed up in a very loose fitting buddhist monk robe and tell her you're a buddhist. that way you're only partially clothed. if you can pull it off, wear a toga. if you're really brave, wear a speedo and tell her you're the swimming consultant

good luck and enjoy!

Do you run into a lot of lawsuits in your every day life?

 

[Jugernot]

Leaving now. I'll let you know how it goes...

 

[psianime]

It's evil... how can you NOT get a hard on when a girl is rubbing you.. except for a reletive or a ugly girl.

-psianime

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: psianime
It's evil... how can you NOT get a hard on when a girl is rubbing you.. except for a reletive or a ugly girl.

-psianime

I usually have control over myself during normal business hours. But then again I'm not a tweeny virgin.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: psianime
It's evil... how can you NOT get a hard on when a girl is rubbing you.. except for a reletive or a ugly girl.

-psianime

Um because most of us are adults?

 

[hzl eyed grl]

I'm sooooooo jealous! I want a massage!!

 

[Platypus]

I hate you, I'm in desperate need of one very very badly