/gets up on a standup mic

[brianmanahan]

i'm still mad at the normans for that conquest

though they did inadvertantly get rid of the whole gendered nouns thing in old english, so i partially forgive them

 

[Zeze]

pics?

go look in a mirror.

 

[brianmanahan]

inb4tl

 

[zinfamous]

I don't blame you. I'm not even being a wise ass. We were legit confused, you all looked the same when we moved here. All have that sunken eyes that cast shadow over their eyes. All looked either brunette or barbie blonde.

I think this is a documented phenomena or something, I remember a wiki entry.

DO we all smell like dusty afghan rugs, too? I kinda feel like we do.

 

[zinfamous]

i'm still mad at the normans for that conquest

though they did inadvertantly get rid of the whole gendered nouns thing in old english, so i partially forgive them

folks: this is how you hold a grudge--both about a people, and long-dead ancient grammar rules.

well done.

 

[Zeze]

DO we all smell like dusty afghan rugs, too? I kinda feel like we do.

No. Just as your folks have told you - you gotta shower, Zinny.

 

[highland145]

go look in a mirror.

Shiiii, I'm Dontrel?

Naw.

'Bank robber,' who had multiple disguises for past arrests, is charged

Dontrell Scott, 26, was most recently arrested on Tuesday in Phoenix City, Alabama just hours after he allegedly held up the SunTrust Bank on 13th Street in Columbus.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[brianmanahan]

folks: this is how you hold a grudge--both about a people, and long-dead ancient grammar rules.

well done.

i'll forgive them in 2066 since that's eactly 1000 years after the conquest

provided i live into my 80s, that is. my blood pressure's been so high lately IDK if i'll make it into my 60s.

if i don't make it that long then the grudge goes with me to the grave

 

[highland145]

i'll forgive them in 2066 since that's eactly 1000 years after the conquest

provided i live into my 80s, that is. my blood pressure's been so high lately IDK if i'll make it into my 60s.

if i don't make it that long then the grudge goes with me to the grave

Might want to see a witch doctor.

 

[brianmanahan]

Might want to see a witch doctor.

i tried talking to one, but he just told me "ooh eeh ooh ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang"

didn't make much sense

 

[highland145]

i tried talking to one, but he just told me "ooh eeh ooh ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang"

didn't make much sense

Should try jenny, jenny.

Just sayin."

 

[sdifox]

Maybe post before going on the bender with soju bombs?

 

[sdifox]

i tried talking to one, but he just told me "ooh eeh ooh ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang"

didn't make much sense

Loosely translates to "Because you touch yourself at night."

 

[FeuerFrei]

yES, THERE are collective reputations. Nothing wrong with awareness.

 

[Mai72]

Hey Atots, how y'all doing this Monday evening?

So, did you know that Asians are racists to each other? I mean this may be obvious to some. All nations are.

I'm Korean. As a kid, my DAD told me a stereotyping line about Chinese. "What don't they eat that has legs?, they say." He said with a playful smirk.

Who's THEY? It's an established Korean saying.

Oh yea. We are racists to each other.

Did you know we make fun of their language the SAME way Americans do? It's the same Ching Chong! Imagine that- a Korean person making belittling 'Chinese' sound to a Chinese person.... in the EYES of a white person.

You know English hate the French, vice versa. To us, that's just buncha white folks angry at each other.

You've been great, atots. Have a good one.

Boo! Go back home.

 

[Zeze]

Boo! Go back home.

The show was free. Don't complain.

 

[Fritzo]

I love Asians...I think they're hot, smart, and well put together, but I swear to God I can not keep myself from reading a Chinese menu in an Asian accent. I know it's wrong, but it's a habit that can not be broken. Please forgive me!

 

[sdifox]

I love Asians...I think they're hot, smart, and well put together, but I swear to God I can not keep myself from reading a Chinese menu in an Asian accent. I know it's wrong, but it's a habit that can not be broken. Please forgive me!

You mean the English menu. Chinese menu is very diffferent than the English menu

 

[Zeze]

I love Asians...I think they're hot, smart, and well put together, but I swear to God I can not keep myself from reading a Chinese menu in an Asian accent. I know it's wrong, but it's a habit that can not be broken. Please forgive me!

Uh I don't give a crap.

 

[randay]

Standup is hard, and you have a long road ahead of you my friend. I think you should try out your material in smaller forums first.

 

[Fritzo]

Uh I don't give a crap.

Ah so! Thank to somuch!