/gets up on a standup mic

[Zeze]

Hey Atots, how y'all doing this Monday evening?

So, did you know that Asians are racists to each other? I mean this may be obvious to some. All nations are.

I'm Korean. As a kid, my DAD told me a stereotyping line about Chinese. "What don't they eat that has legs?, they say." He said with a playful smirk.

Who's THEY? It's an established Korean saying.

Oh yea. We are racists to each other.

Did you know we make fun of their language the SAME way Americans do? It's the same Ching Chong! Imagine that- a Korean person making belittling 'Chinese' sound to a Chinese person.... in the EYES of a white person.

You know English hate the French, vice versa. To us, that's just buncha white folks angry at each other.

You've been great, atots. Have a good one.

 

[Zeze]

Bonus material:

You know Koreans also hate Koreans. It's a national sport. Educated Seoul vs uneducated rurals, ultra rich vs poor, etc. There is an entire systemic corruption of privileged life rich Koreans get.

I also heard from my dad that 'People from Jun-la-do state are known to backstab you". LOL, humans are so god damn silly.

How can we be so smart yet so so stupid.

 

[DigDog]

Correction, the English do not hate the french - they think the french are uncultured. Which makes the french furious, since it's obviously the english who are uncultured.

 

[BudAshes]

Didn't you post a picture of yourself as a white guy?

 

[highland145]

Didn't you post a picture of yourself as a white guy?

In black face.

 

[zinfamous]

I don't get it. Is this you telling jokes or just telling us things that we already know?

 

[highland145]

I don't get it. Is this you telling jokes or just telling us things that we already know?

You can't say the n word.

:colbert;

Now, if you were Asian....

Gina Rodriguez apologizes for singing n-word on Instagram

The video shows Rodriguez singing along to Lauryn Hill's verse in the Fugees hit "Ready or Not"

www.cbsnews.com

Yeah, you're too white bread still.

 

[zinfamous]

Can I throw in?

You know what's weird about Koreans? I heard they stash billions of LEGO heads in boxes in all their houses.

Wuts Up widdat? yeeeeeha?

 

[zinfamous]

You can't say the n word.

:colbert;

Now, if you were Asian....

Gina Rodriguez apologizes for singing n-word on Instagram

The video shows Rodriguez singing along to Lauryn Hill's verse in the Fugees hit "Ready or Not"

www.cbsnews.com

Yeah, you're too white bread still.

Hey I grew up as the only white kid in my school through the 2nd grade...so I can totally self-identify however I want.

 

[highland145]

Hey I grew up as the only white kid in my school through the 2nd grade...so I can totally self-identify however I want.

2nd grade? Woah, bad ass.

 

[highland145]

Can I throw in?

You know what's weird about Koreans? I heard they stash billions of LEGO heads in boxes in all their houses.

Wuts Up widdat? yeeeeeha?

He got banned.

 

[zinfamous]

He got banned.

Yeah I know. Now I don't know where to go to get advice on the 89th 1911 that I should buy. I'm already thinking that 82 is too few. :\

 

[highland145]

Yeah I know. Now I don't know where to go to get advice on the 89th 1911 that I should buy. I'm already thinking that 82 is too few. :\

Maybe Dave Ramsey?

 

[zinfamous]

Maybe Dave Ramsey?

Should I have renewed my subscription to Gun Nutter Monthly to know who that is?

 

[zinfamous]

Hey zeze, don't you know how to deal with hecklers in your audience? This new career is never gonna fly for you if you don't stop this shit quickly.

 

[Zeze]

Can I throw in?

You know what's weird about Koreans? I heard they stash billions of LEGO heads in boxes in all their houses.

Wuts Up widdat? yeeeeeha?

I don't know anyone who has a boxful of lego HEADS. I do know I proudly possess a bucket full of legos that's now passed to my kids. <3 I get to be a kid again with them.

 

[highland145]

Hey zeze, don't you know how to deal with hecklers in your audience? This new career is never gonna fly for you if you don't stop this shit quickly.

So sorry, we have threads and threads. He should keep his day job.

 

[Zeze]

Correction, the English do not hate the french - they think the french are uncultured. Which makes the french furious, since it's obviously the english who are uncultured.

Exactly. Y'all are just buncha same white folks hatin' each other to me as well.

@zinfamous Zing. Sh**'s ez.

 

[highland145]

I don't know anyone who has a boxful of lego HEADS. I do know I proudly possess a bucket full of legos that's now passed to my kids. <3 I get to be a kid again with them.

So sad we've fallen so far.

 

[zinfamous]

So solly, we have teads and teads. He should keep his day job.

ftfy

 

[zinfamous]

Exactly. Y'all are just buncha same white folks hatin' each other to me as well.

@zinfamous Zing. Sh**'s ez.

I know what you mean. I can't tell any of you apart. I can't imagine how difficult it is for you when looking at us, all confused and shit.

 

[highland145]

ftfy

Flied wice?

I'm good with that.

 

[Zeze]

I know what you mean. I can't tell any of you apart. I can't imagine how difficult it is for you when looking at us, all confused and shit.

I don't blame you. I'm not even being a wise ass. We were legit confused, you all looked the same when we moved here. All have that sunken eyes that cast shadow over their eyes. All looked either brunette or barbie blonde.

I think this is a documented phenomena or something, I remember a wiki entry.

 

[highland145]

I know what you mean. I can't tell any of you apart. I can't imagine how difficult it is for you when looking at us, all confused and shit.

They should just look for libtards. Not that difficult.

 

[highland145]

I don't blame you. I'm not even being a wise ass. We were legit confused, they all looked the same when we moved here. All have that sunken eyes that cast shadow over their eyes. All looked either brunette or barbie blonde.

pics?