Getaway at 1% on RT

[Lyfer]

That's 1% higher than I expected.

 

[Printer Bandit]

trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZF4jzMJ1oI


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/getaway/


Brent Magna (Ethan Hawke) is a burned out race car driver who is thrust into a do-or-die mission behind the wheel when his wife is kidnapped. With Brent's only ally being a young hacker (Selena Gomez), his one hope of saving his wife is to follow the orders of the mysterious voice (Jon Voight) who's watching his every move through cameras mounted on the car Brent's driving. (c) WB

 

[Anubis]

lol
that looks like total shit

 

[BlitzPuppet]

Selena Gomez....the young computer hacker that attempted to car jack someone with a gun. Riiiiiiiiight.

 

[CrimsonWolf]

Now at 2%. The marketing folks must be very pleased with the 100% improvement.

 

[Attic]

Wow. I didn't expect much, but damn, I thought more reviewers were bought and paid for.

 

[Via]

I don't think this movie is targeted at anyone who knows how to use the internet.

 

[kranky]

The reviewer in our local paper commented on how Gomez "hacks" into a ultrasecure network with three keystrokes. If the paper had a rolleyes emoticon it would have been right after that sentence.

 

[MontyAC]

Can it move into the teens? Or will this be a favorite to win the Razzie Award?

 

[PottedMeat]

it only cost $18 million? should be easy to make money - i smell a sequel in the works

 

[Pray To Jesus]

#YOLO

 

[NFS4]

Selena Gomez....the young computer hacker that attempted to car jack someone with a gun. Riiiiiiiiight.

"It's a UNIX system! I know this!"

 

[Genx87]

Kind of reminds me of another absolute craptastic flick called "The Marine".

 

[AmdEmAll]

55% of the "audience" liked it.. wut

 

[blackdogdeek]

"It's a UNIX system! I know this!"

I'll just use this GUI to traverse the file system instead of the command line because that's faster, right? RIGHT? I mean it's not like we're pressed for time by imminent attacks from prehistoric creatures who will shortly learn to use door handles that just so happen to be lever-based instead of keycard or even round-knob-based conveniently enough for the prehistoric creatures.

 

[Eug]

In the meantime:

Sharknado: 91% at RT

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sharknado_2013/

 

[vshah]

lol
that looks like total shit

agreed.


i gotta see it! :awe:

 

[vshah]

The reviewer in our local paper commented on how Gomez "hacks" into a ultrasecure network with three keystrokes. If the paper had a rolleyes emoticon it would have been right after that sentence.

she had the scripz ready to run, obviously...

 

[Raizinman]

Saw this last week. If you should see this movie, notice all the bloopers. One minute their seat belt is fastened, the next it is not, back and forth, over and over. Also notice how the passenger side mirror gets torn off during a crash, but amazingly reappears in the next scene. The whole movie is like this. I really hated the close ups of all the fast driving and accidents which made you dizzy and confused.

 

[foghorn67]

Why is Ethan Hawke acting like Johnny Drama?

 

[purbeast0]

"It's a UNIX system! I know this!"

i wasn't aware at the time and used to make fun of that too, but that is an actual legit unix system in that movie lol.

 

[preslove]

I wonder how much ford paid them for product placement.

 

[rasczak]

can't wait!

 

[Bryf50]

trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZF4jzMJ1oI


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/getaway/


Brent Magna (Ethan Hawke) is a burned out race car driver who is thrust into a do-or-die mission behind the wheel when his wife is kidnapped. With Brent's only ally being a young hacker (Selena Gomez), his one hope of saving his wife is to follow the orders of the mysterious voice (Jon Voight) who's watching his every move through cameras mounted on the car Brent's driving. (c) WB

Closed the tab as soon as I saw Selena Gomez try to steal a car.

 

[preslove]

I hate this movie for it's previews, which I've had to sit through 3 times. Srsly, fuck this movie.