I am boring. I don't do :beer: , :wine: or drugs. I don't cheat on my wife or do p0rn.
I do however have a dog who thinks he's human, a pig who thinks she's a dog, and an iguana - plus a little girl and 3 boys who think they are animals. Oh, and a wife who thinks she's the boss...
edited because evidently I don't do HTML either...