Get rich with Ameesh -- Hot Stock Tip!!1

Ameesh

Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Stock Symbol: DUMB

Hey guys my friend's dad runs this awesome company and its whole purpose is to get people to invest in it, he does't actually do anything or produce any products but he just tells people its an awesome company so they buy stocks. Well tons of morons buy their stock and the company execs walk away with a ton of money right before the company folds. If you are interested in this awesome company you should buy some shares immediatly while the going is good. I am now going to add some buzzwords so you reatrded investors can feel good about buying some worthless stock: long-term investing, week over week returns, 17%, ROI, growth, etc. Please PM so i can personally berate you for being a stupid douche moron for falling for this message.

call 1-888-1D10T-99 for more information!

Lets all get rich!!!1~bbq

PS: Go watch the movie Boiler Room
 

DaveSimmons

Elite Member
Aug 12, 2001
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:thumbsup: I'm selling one of my livers on the black market to get money to invest in this -- good thing I've got two!
 

Ameesh

Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
:thumbsup: I'm selling one of my livers on the black market to get money to invest in this -- good thing I've got two!

:laugh:
 

Slacker

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Oct 9, 1999
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I am making money hand over fist donating sperm, but when people find out how I made my money that dont want it :( will YOU take my money?
 

tweakmm

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May 28, 2001
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These are the kind of posts that really warm my heart. Everybody is all cynical and thinks that ATOT has degraded into a cesspool inhabited by 8 year olds but here is someone that is taking time out of their day to make a quality post to help other people out.

I have been looking for a leg up in the market and this is exactly the kind of thing that I've needed: a good insider stock tip to really help me make the cash fast.
Ameesh, I truly thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are a beacon of light in this depraved place.

I'll keep everyone updated on how much cash I'm making with this great stock!
 

everman

Lifer
Nov 5, 2002
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I tried calling but all I get is a Nigerian prince, is that the right guy to talk to? :confused: He said I could make eleventy billion dollars by next tuesday!
 

Ameesh

Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: tweakmm
These are the kind of posts that really warm my heart. Everybody is all cynical and thinks that ATOT has degraded into a cesspool inhabited by 8 year olds but here is someone that is taking time out of their day to make a quality post to help other people out.

I have been looking for a leg up in the market and this is exactly the kind of thing that I've needed: a good insider stock tip to really help me make the cash fast.
Ameesh, I truly thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are a beacon of light in this depraved place.

I'll keep everyone updated on how much cash I'm making with this great stock!

good luck man!

Ameesh "Beacon of Light" :sun::sun::sun:
 

Landroval

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Ameesh is my Indian Idol :heart:
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