get on your knees. . .

[OS]

and suck it all up :Q

I was just at a party. Lots of beer bong contests. The tube alone holds a can, the funnel at the top holds another can.

The guy holding the bong can finish a can in about 2 secs. Some girl (not the one in the pic) took two cans and some vodka in one run. She was in the bathroom for a while after that. :Q

Some girls there, but no luck for me :frown: I was talking to some hot girl, but no chemistry at all so I didn't bother asking for a number. I don't care if you guys point and laugh, but dry spells suck. I swear once I got to college all the girls disappeared.

It was fun tho, too bad I squandered away my freshman year doing stupid stuff like playing quake instead of going out and partying. Oh well, that just means I have to try to catch up.

 

[Migroo]

Ah well..

You cant complain! As if its easy for those of us with a regular girlfriend...

er.. well yeah I suppose it is

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Transfer to Virginia Tech. Go to any ATO party. Look for the redhead running around, that's me. I'll get you a woman or I'll refund your door fee.

 

[LoverOfTheNight]

**kneel down and take the ring out of the box**

and say "I love you a lot. I tried to show it everyday, but there's no better way of showing it than asking you to spend the rest of this life with me. Will you marry me?"

 

[jimmygates]

Cow Poly Pomona. I live in Walnut Ridge which is 2 minutes away.


Party on...




-Jimbo

 

[OS]

<< Ah well..

You cant complain! As if its easy for those of us with a regular girlfriend...

er.. well yeah I suppose it is >>



heh, two weeks ago I was at some club with a group of people. The whole night this girl was hitting on me, asked me to dance, blah blah blah. So our group went out for a meal afterwards and she's still making small talk with me. So I'm like ok maybe I should do something and I ask her for her number. She's like, "well, I'm sorta seeing someone." Ooookkk then.

I swear the socal social scene is all about ego boosting and seeing who can boost their ego the highest. It kind of sucks. Sometimes I feel like a sheep cast out into a pack of wolves.

 

[OS]

Hey, I know a guy named Jimbo. At one of our AA club meetings, he wore a skimpy cheerleader outfit and pranced around infront of the club. :Q

You wouldn't happen to be that Jimbo would you??

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Some girls there, but no luck for me :frown: I was talking to some hot girl, but no chemistry at all so I didn't bother asking for a number. I don't care if you guys point and laugh, but dry spells suck. I swear once I got to college all the girls disappeared >>


All depends on where you go...and for schools like mine, the girls didn't really disappear, they just got uglier

 

[Nemesis77]

Is that Bud Light that guy has in his hand? Isn't that watered-down urine (with regular Bud being normal urine)? Well, I ain't no expert when it comes to beers (if you can call Bud beer that is) since I don't drink the stuff....

 

[Migroo]

<< heh, two weeks ago I was at some club with a group of people. The whole night this girl was hitting on me, asked me to dance, blah blah blah. So our group went out for a meal afterwards and she's still making small talk with me. So I'm like ok maybe I should do something and I ask her for her number. She's like, "well, I'm sorta seeing someone." Ooookkk then.

I swear the socal social scene is all about ego boosting and seeing who can boost their ego the highest. It kind of sucks. Sometimes I feel like a sheep cast out into a pack of wolves. >>




Argh, I hate it when that happens. I feel like people are like that sometimes too, which is why I never waste peoples time unless I really am available. People should be decent enough to act properly

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Is that Bud Light that guy has in his hand? Isn't that watered-down urine (with regular Bud being normal urine)? Well, I ain't no expert when it comes to beers (if you can call Bud beer that is) since I don't drink the stuff.... >>


Bud's pretty good for parties where the house is paying...when I frequented the frat party scene, Pabst or Natural Ice was pretty standard and Coors was reserved for only the most special of occasions

 

[b0mbrman]

<< I swear the socal social scene is all about ego boosting and seeing who can boost their ego the highest. >>


Also sex...

 

[MichaelD]

Hey OuterSquare,

Dont' worry about your "dry spell." It happens to all of us. Even the really good looking guys like me. Sometimes, you could be Atlas in a whorehouse with a strap of $100 bills in your pocket and still strike out.

The way it works is this: you have 50 women in the room. 45 have boyfriends. Out of those 45, 25 will cheat on their boyfriend and play w/your schlong. Out of those 25 that will cheat, 15 are "just not in the mood to cheat tonight". That leaves 10. 5 don't find you (or anyone else attractive) that leaves 5 possibilities. Usually, there are way more guys than gals at a party and it's your job to just start rapping away. If you don't generate immediate interest, move on to the next girl. Some nights homeruns happen w/o even trying and some nights you "swing and a miss...swing and a miss....swinnnnng and HE'S OUTTA THERE!."

Oh, the other 5 chicks are drunk and passed out somewhere. Go chat them up if you're really hard up... Good luck.

 

[lawaris]

<< Ah well..

You cant complain! As if its easy for those of us with a regular girlfriend...

er.. well yeah I suppose it is >>



is it ??

 

[yakko]

Just remember to drink responsibly.

 

[Beau]

And pray to the cow god!!!



Oh green jello, what good music.

 

[pulse8]

There's nothing sexier than a girl with a beer bong.

 

[OS]

<< All depends on where you go...and for schools like mine, the girls didn't really disappear, they just got uglier >>



heh, being a berkeley drop out and all, I know where you're coming from.

Man was I disappointed having busted my ass for 4 years in HS, only to walk onto berkeley campus. :frown:

 

[OS]

<< Dont' worry about your "dry spell." It happens to all of us. Even the really good looking guys like me. Sometimes, you could be Atlas in a whorehouse with a strap of $100 bills in your pocket and still strike out. >>



Yeah it sucks cause in HS, girls were everywhere I actually had more girls asking me to school dances than I asked girls. It was great. But I never really took any of them up, I figured I needed to concentrate on keeping my grades up and getting into a good school. Well hindsight is 20/20, I dropped out of uc berkeley and here I am. :frown: Should have played while the gettings were good.