- Oct 11, 1999
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Husband & wife wake up one morning, shortly after the man had retired...
He turns to his wife as she's getting up & asks her, "Would you get me a beer before it starts?"
Wife, curious, but not saying anything thinks, he's retired I guess he can have a beer in the morning, goes to the refrigerator & gets him a beer which he promptly downs.
He looks to his wife & asks, "Would you get me a beer before it starts?"
The wife, thinking there's some terrible thing he's going to reveal to her & that he needs to have a few drinks before he can open up, goes to the refrigerator & gets him a beer which he promptly downs.
The man looks @ his wife after the second beer & says to her: "Would you get me a beer before it starts?"
The wife is getting concerned now & says: "But,...." & the man stops her in mid sentence & says:
"Nevermind, it's started."
He turns to his wife as she's getting up & asks her, "Would you get me a beer before it starts?"
Wife, curious, but not saying anything thinks, he's retired I guess he can have a beer in the morning, goes to the refrigerator & gets him a beer which he promptly downs.
He looks to his wife & asks, "Would you get me a beer before it starts?"
The wife, thinking there's some terrible thing he's going to reveal to her & that he needs to have a few drinks before he can open up, goes to the refrigerator & gets him a beer which he promptly downs.
The man looks @ his wife after the second beer & says to her: "Would you get me a beer before it starts?"
The wife is getting concerned now & says: "But,...." & the man stops her in mid sentence & says:
"Nevermind, it's started."
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