German mayor rescues man trapped in women's prison

[BoomerD]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110504/od_nm/us_germany_prison_odd

"BERLIN (Reuters) – A mayor in Germany helped rescue a man who became trapped in a women's prison after mistaking it for a shortcut to a nearby park, police in the northern city of Hildesheim said on Wednesday.

Hildesheim Mayor Henning Blum heard the man's cries for help while passing by the prison near the city center and notified police who came and freed the 24-year-old.

The man told police he was strolling through town and did not immediately notice he had walked into a prison. By the time it dawned on him where he was, the gate to the jail had already closed, locking him inside.

Police said they are investigating why the prison gate was open, enabling the man to wander in."


You can bet that the mayor won't be getting this guy's vote in the next election...
He was about to get more sex than he could have imagined possible...whether he wanted it or not!

I'm not sure if I'd be pissed off...or relieved. I've seen some of teh wimmenz in the penitentiaries...they're NOT all as hot and sexy as they appear in the "Caged and Hot" movies...

 

[Farmer]

Real life is different from porno.

 

[amdhunter]

Real life is different from porno.

I am pretty sure there had to be at least a few good looking women there.

 

[Perknose]

I'm a huge fan of the women's prison movie genre, which regularly tackles such key societal issues as kinky-hot lesbian sex, prison reform, and kinky-hot lesbian sex.

To make this movie, for verisimilitude's sake, they're gonna' need a non-professional actor to play the guy trapped in this prison.

I humbly volunteer.

 

[Perknose]

Real life is different from porno.

We'll need a series of comparative pics to decide.

 

[Scotteq]

Death By Snu~Snu!!

 

[sdifox]

lulz, Monty Python and the Holy Grail skit

 

[Demo24]

lol, out for a stroll, wander into prison instead.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Inside of a woman's prison can be a dangerous place. Men can get raped there.

 

[DesiPower]

he should be glad it was not a Male Prison :biggrin:... or maybe that was his complaint

 

[highland145]

We'll need a series of comparative pics to decide.

How about some sisters sister sex for you?

Better hold on to your kidneys.

 

[techs]

"Trapped"? Not the word I would use.

 

[TJCS]

Germany is dangerous. You take a stroll to the park and you might find yourself surrounded by a pack of angry woman ready to rape you.

 

[Newbian]

That could had been the happiest day of that guys life.

 

[techs]

Germany is dangerous. You take a stroll to the park and you might find yourself surrounded by a pack of angry woman ready to rape you.

No wonder they lost. Twice.

 

[Kadarin]

Hildesheim Mayor Henning Blum heard the man's cries for help while passing by the prison near the city center and notified police

Those weren't cries for help.

 

[arcenite]

Wonder what would have happened if that wasn't a women's prison. How hard would it have been for him to prove he did not belong there?

 

[Perknose]

Those weren't cries for help.

Ah, yes. The age old question: Are they screaming, "Stop! Don't!" or "Don't stop"?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Reminds me of Death by Snu Snu.
Or the Galahad scene from Monty Python quest for the holy grail.

 

[Glitchny]

How exactly can you stroll into a prison without being noticed? and without knowing that you were IN A PRISON.

 

[Kadarin]

Wonder what would have happened if that wasn't a women's prison. How hard would it have been for him to prove he did not belong there?

Probably pretty hard.