(Georgia) Once again, let's all laugh at the southern religious zealots (who may or may not be rednecks!)

[MaxDepth]

Passion tickets bear mark of the Beast

The usual snippet:
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ROME, Georgia (AP) -- Tickets at one movie theater screening Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" are being deemed decidedly unholy.

The number 666, which many Christians recognize as the "mark of the beast," is appearing on movie tickets for Gibson's film at a Georgia theater, drawing complaints from some moviegoers.

The machine that prints tickets assigned the number 666 as a prefix on all the tickets for the film, said Gary Smith, owner of the Movies at Berry Square in northwest Georgia. The 666 begins a series of numbers that are listed below the name of the movie, the date, time and price.
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And now, some more Beast
665.95 - retail version of the Beast
664 - neighbor of the Beast
665 - across the street neighbor of the Beast
666++ - post count of the Beast
696 - dyslexic number of the Beast
444 - Atkins approved number of the Beast (1/3 fewer numbers) EDIT: thanks conjur
663.14159265 - pi of the Beast



EDITED: Now you know not all rednecks work in a farm or agra-biz setting. You just might be a redneck, if...

 

[bradruth]

The only Beast I recognize is Star Jones. To my knowledge she doesn't have her own number.

 

[pyonir]

I wonder if Fausto was one of the fundies bitching...?

/ponders

 

[AlienCraft]

Excuse me, but you're confusing Religious Fundamentalists with Blue Collar White Agri-Biz workers.
Please update your definitions.
It is possible to be a Redneck and not be a Religious Zealot. and vice versa.

 

[Kipper]

HAHAHA.

Clearly, a sign from Satan. You also forgot a "THE BEAST" which is incredibly cheap, but nasty beer.

 

[conjur]

Wouldn't 222 be 2/3 fewer numbers?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: bradruth
The only Beast I recognize is Star Jones. To my knowledge she doesn't have her own number.

Hey, a zip code is a number, is it not? Thus, she does have her own number.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: bradruth
The only Beast I recognize is Star Jones. To my knowledge she doesn't have her own number.

Hey, a zip code is a number, is it not? Thus, she does have her own number.

 

[bandana163]

If you are offended by a number, ... no further comment is necessary.

This movie can't be good enough to live up to all the hype going on.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Vaerilis
If you are offended by a number, ... no further comment is necessary.

This movie can't be good enough to live up to all the hype going on.

It is a very emotional showing. My main complaint about it is that the gore early on desensitizes one to the tamer scene (still not tame, but tamer) later on.

 

[Nitemare]

Didn't God strike Caviezel(Jesus) with lightning twice while filming this movie?


<---is waiting for it to come out on DVD

 

[So]

Originally posted by: bradruth
The only Beast I recognize is Star Jones. To my knowledge she doesn't have her own number.

She does, but they're the last three digits of Pi.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

So, how long until we see one on eBay?

- M4H

 

[AlienCraft]

LOL, thanks for the title update!
< Misplaced South Carolina Redneck in CA.....

 

[AlienCraft]

666.11b = Wireless Beast

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
666.11b = Wireless Beast

666.11g pwns 666.11b

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
666.11b = Wireless Beast

666.11g pwns 666.11b

Yeah, one day Satan left his 666.11b open and I h4x0r3d Hell.

- M4H