George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart ...

Brutuskend

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"Boy, I feel a Lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden, too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her ass off to jail!."
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: njmodi
Older than the internet.... but still the truth.

Doubtful, since the internet was around QUITE awhile before Martha got her ass BUSTED.

Still, point taken. ;)
 

eplebnista

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
"Boy, I feel a Lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden, too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her ass off to jail!."

rofl