Gentlemen... Start your groaning

[Amused]

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

 

[PCboy]

:frown:

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<GROAN!!!!>

<stabs eyes out>

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: PCboy
:frown:

 

[boyRacer]

:beer:

 

[her209]

Kicks himself in the balls.

 

[PCboy]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: PCboy
:frown:

 

[MikeMike]

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

buwahahahaha that was the best one there

MIKE

 

[Cyberian]

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.

One of my all time favorites!

Did Brutuskend take the rest of the night off?

 

[EvilYoda]

heh, well I appreciated those. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[AsianriceX]

I couldn't even get through the whole list, so bad...

:brokenheart:

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: PCboy

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: PCboy
:frown:

 

[bubbasmith99]

the first few were just godawful but towards the end there were some all tiem classics.....

"because the dog gets scared" :beer:

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

the unique one was not funny and the rest are mild at best good try though.... did you get it off a popsicle stick?

 

[MaxDSP]

 

[boi]

:beer:

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Jesus, when I saw a stupid post without Brutuskend's name on it, I about had a heart attack

 

[bockchow]

the dog with no legs one was kinda funny

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Amused
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

 

[ElFenix]

:beer:

 

[NoReMoRsE]

Q. Why Are They All In Capitals?

 

[Scarpozzi]

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

[/quote]
It's not Tennessee, it's Alabama. Trust me on this one...

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: NoReMoRsE
Q. Why Are They All In Capitals?

I duNno, wHy iS yOuR NaMe lIkE ThIs?

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: NoReMoRsE Q. Why Are They All In Capitals?

I duNno, wHy iS yOuR NaMe lIkE ThIs?

Because he has NOREMORSE aarrr!!

 

[Pepsei]

meh