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Genie Joke

robphelan

robphelan

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Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.
He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster lighter?"

"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
"Yes, right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"

He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie.
The friend asks the genie, "Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will'" the genie replies.
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing.
Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"
 
Lol, heard the same joke, essentially, except the guy asked for a 12" d!ck and ended up with a foot-tall guy on his shoulder who cursed at people and was a nuisance in general 😛
 
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