"Generic White Cardboard Box Filled With Grayish-White Powder"

[fbrdphreak]

A news article from a Florida Newspaper:

When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV,
his
VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white
cardboard
box filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the
police
described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that
it
looked similar to cocaine, and they'd probably thought they'd hit the
big
time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with
the
burglars, "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude.
She
died three years ago."

Well, the next morning the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug
dealer
known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard
box was
there too with about half of Gertrude's ashes remaining, and there was
this
note which read, "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry
we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

:laugh:

 

[lozina]

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.htm

 

[Atheus]

No way

Good joke though, I'll remember that.