General Tso vs. Colonel Sanders

T2T III

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Oct 9, 1999
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Colonel Sanders is da nasty. If your local Chinese carry-out joint offers General Tso's made from all white meat, go for it. We usually pay the extra $2.00 to get the white meat option.

 

raildogg

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Aug 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech
Colonel Sanders is da nasty. If your local Chinese carry-out joint offers General Tso's made from all white meat, go for it. We usually pay the extra $2.00 to get the white meat option.

yeah some portion of the chicken is dark meat. I dont think they offer the choice of white meat heh. i love it though
 

BurnItDwn

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Between these two General Tso for sure.

However, I believe Kung Pao and his sidekick Mountain Dew would then defeat the winner.
 

Pohemi

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Oct 2, 2004
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I vote for Popeye!!

Nah, just kiddin. If it's half way decent, General Tso all the way. :thumbsup:
 

Rogue

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General > Colonel, simple deduction there.

General Tso to Colonel Sanders: "Colonel, get your ass in the kitchen and make me some chicken. Hurry the fvck up! No time to waste."

Colonel Sanders: "Yes sir!"
 

Goosemaster

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Apr 10, 2001
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Honestly, the Colenel will put up a weak defense. All he will have will be a band of weak-minded hillbillies with only basters and empty boxes of chicken defeatherizering agent to fight with. The one less-ignorant yokel from Yonkers might find a Hoe to use in his defense, but they will otherwise remain utterly defenseles.

Chairmen Mao...errr...The General, the Great Tso, will have wave after wave of disposable troops at his disposal.


It will a massacre: of generous and tasty proportions:evil:
 

Kroze

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i eat general tso's chicken...so i guess i have to vote for him...