Honestly, the Colenel will put up a weak defense. All he will have will be a band of weak-minded hillbillies with only basters and empty boxes of chicken defeatherizering agent to fight with. The one less-ignorant yokel from Yonkers might find a Hoe to use in his defense, but they will otherwise remain utterly defenseles.
Chairmen Mao...errr...The General, the Great Tso, will have wave after wave of disposable troops at his disposal.
It will a massacre: of generous and tasty proportions:evil: