Pepsei
Lifer
Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago.
I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she
bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go
to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each
other, sometimes even licking each other.
I told Sara "you know what, I think they're gay,
I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay... you know. I mean
they havent seen a female cat in months... what are they supposed
to do" So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she
never thought about it. And we decided one day that we're gonna
do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay
cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.
And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a
female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put
it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened
then.
"So now her neighbor's cat is knocked up. So pretty
soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay
kitten!"
- wilder
I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she
bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go
to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each
other, sometimes even licking each other.
I told Sara "you know what, I think they're gay,
I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay... you know. I mean
they havent seen a female cat in months... what are they supposed
to do" So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she
never thought about it. And we decided one day that we're gonna
do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay
cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.
And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a
female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put
it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened
then.
"So now her neighbor's cat is knocked up. So pretty
soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay
kitten!"
- wilder
