Gator Warnings

[jonnyGURU]

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commision is advising hikers, hunters, bikers, fishers and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices, such as little bells, on their clothing to alert, but not startle, the alligators unexpectedly.

They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.

Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

 

[Adul]

The also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.


ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

Gator Warning, this weekend, Jacksonville, FL.

Watch as the #6 ranked (BCS) Gators put the smackdown on the Georgia Bulldogs. Gators eat your pets, no joke.

 

[Farbio]

GO DOGS!!!!!!!

 

[prodigy]

LOL good one

 

[thebestMAX]

I always carry a small child with me, just in case.

 

[nickdakick]

<< Aduls droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray >>


Did I get that wrong ?

 

[Pretender]

In case you missed the joke (which would make you very dense), here are the important parts:



<< They advise people to wear noise-producing devices, such as little bells, on their clothing to alert, but not startle, the alligators unexpectedly.

They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

....

Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray. >>

 

[jonnyGURU]

Oh! It really IS a joke?

I thought I was doing a public service announcment! :Q