Gates praises linux, Evil army of monkeys, paris hilton linux

[daniel49]

Has this guy lost it, or just smoking some new stuff. anyway, I guess it was funny?

Tinkerbell linux
Gates says linux best operating system ever
Microsofts army of evil Monkeys

 

[Robor]

Please... No mention of Paris Hilton in the OS forum. I HATE HATE HATE her. I hate her so much I want to make a snuff film with her as the star! (corrected)

 

[Brazen]

Originally posted by: Robor
Please... No mention of Paris Hilton in the OS forum. I HATE HATE HATE her. I hate her so much I want to make a stuff film with her as the star!

a stuff film?

 

[Lord Evermore]

Does this make you a BBeliever?

Satire for Smart People; The Truth for You

The Tinkerbell Linux article is pretty funny. I like how the picture chopping leaves her gripping her own boob.

 

[kamper]

Originally posted by: Robor
Please... No mention of Paris Hilton in the OS forum. I HATE HATE HATE her. I hate her so much I want to make a stuff film with her as the star!

Oh come on. Doesn't she just make you want to compile her kernel?

 

[Robor]

Originally posted by: Brazen

Originally posted by: Robor
Please... No mention of Paris Hilton in the OS forum. I HATE HATE HATE her. I hate her so much I want to make a stuff film with her as the star!

a stuff film?

stuff = snuff... fixed 🙂

 

[Robor]

Originally posted by: kamper

Originally posted by: Robor
Please... No mention of Paris Hilton in the OS forum. I HATE HATE HATE her. I hate her so much I want to make a snuff film with her as the star!

Oh come on. Doesn't she just make you want to compile her kernel?

I wouldn't even consider it. I don't find her attractive, she's not my type, and she's got to be the most over-hyped and under-talented 'celebrity' ever. When I see her picture I want to stomp on her little dog and punch her in the face. I hate PH like Link19 hates Win98! 😉 😛

 

[Brazen]

Originally posted by: Robor

I hate PH like Link19 hates Win98! 😉 😛

So PH anally raped you and your dog and killed your family?!

 

[Noema]

"I never really liked Windows all that much," said Gates, "All that crashing and rebooting drove me nuts. I stopped using it about 3 years ago, but it was a pretty good money maker for the company so we stuck with it."

:laugh:

 

[WelshBloke]

Steve Ballmer denied any involvement by Microsoft in the matter. "We did receive the Army of Evil Monkeys when we purchased evil from Satan, but those monkeys are only temporary employees and not actual employees of Microsoft. Whatever they do on their own time is their business."

:laugh: