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Gastrointestinal pain...

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Its probably an intestinal blockage. A festering mass of feces and hair stuck in the large intestine. The intestinal lining will burst, spilling feces and a cornucopia of bacteria in the abdominal cavity eventually leading to sepsis.
 
Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Its probably an intestinal blockage. A festering mass of feces and hair stuck in the large intestine. The intestinal lining will burst, spilling feces and a cornucopia of bacteria in the abdominal cavity eventually leading to sepsis.
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OR, it could be constipation. Eat more fiber.
 
I have a guy that comes by with his tool to clean any obstructions.....its usually quite a vigorous cleaning.
 
Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Its probably an intestinal blockage. A festering mass of feces and hair stuck in the large intestine. The intestinal lining will burst, spilling feces and a cornucopia of bacteria in the abdominal cavity eventually leading to sepsis.
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Post of the Year. :wine:
 
i hate it. the pain comes in waves that progressively get worse until you release the pressure or until it clears up on its own *somehow*
 
Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Its probably an intestinal blockage. A festering mass of feces and hair stuck in the large intestine. The intestinal lining will burst, spilling feces and a cornucopia of bacteria in the abdominal cavity eventually leading to sepsis.
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My suggestion would be to chug a bottle of A1 Steak Sauce.
 
Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Gastrointerology is an interesting medical field.
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yup. what makes someone decide to get into a medical field where you are no doubt going to be shoving things up peoples nether regions, for money, for the rest of your working life. :Q

 
Originally posted by: dighn
i hate it. the pain comes in waves that progressively get worse until you release the pressure or until it clears up on its own *somehow*
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I hate IBS. The best route that I've found, unfortunately, is to avoid "releasing" the material in question - basically let the stool build up and just clamp down and suffer through the waves of pain. This allows the stool time to solidify, so that it's less of a mess when it comes out, and it avoids dehydration. That was a huge problem for me for a long time, was that I would let it go as soon as I got the waves, but then I would get dehydrated as well. Been feeling much better once I learned to hold it in for about half a day, then just defecate normally.
 
Why hasn't anyone mentioned colon-blow yet.. lol

It moves those bowels.. sometimes it moves them way too much :Q
 
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