Gassy

[Xylitol]

I just had a load of oatmeal and i feel like i could blow myself a few balloons and twist myself some balloon animals

augh anyone else get gassy from oatmeal?

 

[Shawn]

not me

 

[boomerang]

I do and how! Combine it with raisins and I could power a small city.

 

[moshquerade]

you overate. your stomach is revolting.

 

[George P Burdell]

Did you consume the entire box?

 

[xSkyDrAx]

wow, you should do a kid's birthday party :laugh:

 

[lizardth]

Too much milk makes me gassy

 

[ViviTheMage]

not me...

 

[archiloco]

not me....well i have never attempted to eat a whole box...was that the case??

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I just had a load of oatmeal and i feel like i could blow myself a few balloons and twist myself some balloon animals

augh anyone else get gassy from oatmeal?

Fuck, I get gassy from everything...

I'm one of those nice unselfish people with manners. When I have gas, I'm HAPPY to share it with everyone!

Air in, Air out! <pbbbb-pbpbpbpt!>
(uh-oh...that one was wet...I'll be right back!)

 

[BassBomb]

I get gassy the most from pasta

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: lizardth
Too much milk makes me gassy

Too much milk, minute amounts of water or air...

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I just had a load of oatmeal and i feel like i could blow myself a few balloons and twist myself some balloon animals

augh anyone else get gassy from oatmeal?

"MAKE ME A BICYCLE CLOWN!!!"

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Fuck, I get gassy from everything...

I'm one of those nice unselfish people with manners. When I have gas, I'm HAPPY to share it with everyone!

Air in, Air out! <pbbbb-pbpbpbpt!>
(uh-oh...that one was wet...I'll be right back!)

They don't call you Boomer for nothin'.

 

[IGBT]

..and beano is a failure.

 

[Orsorum]

Raisin bran for dinner = gifts to my cube mates the next morning!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Itchrelief

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Fuck, I get gassy from everything...

I'm one of those nice unselfish people with manners. When I have gas, I'm HAPPY to share it with everyone!

Air in, Air out! <pbbbb-pbpbpbpt!>
(uh-oh...that one was wet...I'll be right back!)

They don't call you Boomer for nothin'.

heh-heh...and I live up to my name rather frequently.

 

[oddyager]

I can't fart, nor burp. What does that mean?

 

[Raizinman]

Many times a person will get gassy by the way he eats and not from what he eats. Meaning, many people will rush their food and swallow air and put the air into their stomach with their food.

Next time you eat, try this. Cut up the food very small, and try chewing your food 10 to 15 chews before swallowing. In todays world, people are in such hurries, that they make it a challenge to see how fast they can eat. Very unhealthy.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Are you sure it wasn't Beanmeal that you ate?

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: oddyager
I can't fart, nor burp. What does that mean?

You're likely to explode!

"Look out! He's gonna blow!"