Garbage truck ran over my fence in the alley!

[Safeway]

I have 5 dogs, and without a fence, two of them have already ran away!

I don't know what to do. The city said they would repair my fence, but that was two days ago. How many dogs are going to run away before the city will fix this? I love my dogs, I love all of them! If only the city would fix my fence! I am helpless!

Maybe I will call 411 and see what the next step is.

 

[DainBramaged]

Huh? 411? Wow, I'm confused.

 

[KK]

whats a garage truck??

 

[Engineer]

Garage truck?

 

[RedArmy]

These are some lame ass parody threads going on tonight

 

[DaWhim]

garbage?

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Engineer
Garage truck?

I suck at the fast parody typing

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: Engineer
Garage truck?

I suck at the fast parody typing

:laugh:

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Huh? 411? Wow, I'm confused.

411 is an information line. Or is that 311.

 

[KLin]

The next step is to GET SOME FSCKING FENCE BOARDS FROM HD OR LOWES AND FIX THE FENCE YOURSELF.

Glad I got that out of my system.

 

[Minerva]

GET SOME OF THIS!

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: KLin
The next step is to GET SOME FSCKING FENCE BOARDS FROM HD OR LOWES AND FIX THE FENCE YOURSELF.

Glad I got that out of my system.

Ahaha. That made my chuckle

 

[newb111]

1/10

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Minerva
GET SOME OF THIS!

Wtf? How will a giant chain help me?

My dogs have a condition, it's called leashaphobia.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: KLin
The next step is TO GET A FSCKING MAILBOX YOURSELF FROM HD OR LOWES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

Glad I got that out of my system.

Originally posted by: KLin
The next step is to GET SOME FSCKING FENCE BOARDS FROM HD OR LOWES AND FIX THE FENCE YOURSELF.

Glad I got that out of my system.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: newb111
1/10

If this thread is 1/10, then the original thread was -137/10.

 

[compnovice]

Does your dog piss on the carpet when your friends smoke in your living room?

 

[Minerva]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: Minerva
GET SOME OF THIS!

Wtf? How will a giant chain help me?

My dogs have a condition, it's called leashaphobia.

Bullsh!t. The problem is with the owner not the dog.

You are supposed to use the chain to keep the dog confined to your property NOT BEAT THE PISS OUT OF THEM!

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: compnovice
Does your dog piss on the carpet when your friends smoke in your living room?

No, my dog starts doing front flips.