Gang rape (not in India), Not great timing with the World Cup and Olympics coming up

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FreshCrabLegs

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I got this email from a cousin in Brasil.

(Its google translated, so please excuse the improper english.)

Pepper your Angus.

1 NOTICE OF CIVIL POLICE
VERY IMPORTANT!
At night, if you throw an egg on the windshield of your car (recognizable
by yellow yolk)
* Keep calm and SPEED
* Do not use the windscreen wiper!
* NEVER put water on the windscreen!
* Increase the speed because THIEVES are close by.
Explanation: The egg and water join to form a substance
viscous, such as milk, and you will need to stop, because the block
vision by approximately 90%. Run away as fast as possible! This is
the latter method they invented.


2nd NOTICE OF CIVIL POLICE
NEW TYPE OF VEHICLE robberies
Imagine you go to your car left parked
cute, opens the door, walks in, locks the door to get in
Safety and starts the engine.
You do not always like that?
However, looking at internal mirror, you see a sheet of paper
Bumper, you're blocking the view.
So naturally, cursing whoever placed an ad in your goddamn
rear window, you put the car in neutral, pull the handbrake,
opens the door and gets out to get the damn paper, or whatever
that is blocking your view.
When he arrives on the back, the thief appears out of nowhere, you
yields, enters and takes his car w / the key in the ignition, the engine that
was connected (if you have already blocker will be released), c / your
wallet, documents and whatever else there is there.
So if there's anything blocking your view, do not get off the car.
Start your vehicle using the outside rearview mirrors,
wait and get off at another location later, c / total safety.
TRANSFER!! This is hot! Much care and attention!!
Blessed is he who knows that transfers and learn.
Good luck, good prevention, and stay tuned.


3 NOTICE OF CIVIL POLICE
CAUTION in BARS, RESTAURANTS, Church and other places of collective meetings.
Bandits are giving 10 x 0 in creativity in us and the police,
therefore, we end up with this ... You see, you and your friends or
families are in a bar or restaurant, chatting and having fun.
Suddenly a guy comes and asks who the car such with
such plate, parked on the street just asking the owner to give
A hop outside to maneuver the car, which is difficult to
output of another car.
You, quite willing vai, and once you get to your car, announce the
assault and take your car and your belongings, and still have no luck if
get shot ...
In a single night, the Military Police rescue three people attended
shot, all involved in the same kind of story.
Passing this news to warn his friends ... The way, in case
similar go together! Call some friends to go along, and
check out if it's true.
This can also happen when you are in church, supermarket ...
or elsewhere collective meetings.
'MESSAGE TRANSMITTED BY SERVICE 190'
 
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