Gang jumps karate instructor, gets owned

[klah]

Thugs pick wrong target - a karate instructor

A karate instructor's trip to Fiji was about to get ugly, but not for him.

Unfortunately for the six attackers, they had picked on the wrong guy -- a fourth dan blackbelt in karate.

Craig Nordstrand, 47, had just beaten off four of the attackers. The other two had unsuccessfully had a go at his mate Peter Roche.

After taking an initial beating, the six backed off and surrounded the pair.

Nordstrand tried to give his attackers a warning. "Do you want karate?" he asked.

One of the robbers did, but it was a bad mistake.

"I kicked him straight under the chin and into the throat," Nordstrand said. The gang of thugs scarpered into the Suva darkness.

 

[Wahsapa]

*joins marshal arts studio*

 

[djplayx714]

thats a great quote!

"DO YOU WANT...KARATE!?"

sounds like something the squirrel master would say.

 

[Coquito]

A friend of mine has a story like this. Knives were involved.

 

[Nebor]

Neat story.

 

[DAGTA]

awesome

 

[ThePresence]

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: djplayx714
thats a great quote!

"DO YOU WANT...KARATE!?"

sounds like something the squirrel master would say.

"You want... some lightning? Eh? Maybe a little.... thunder?"

 

[5ayle]

nice... too bad it takes forever to get that good... i wanna take like 2 classes and whoop ass

 

[djplayx714]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: djplayx714
thats a great quote!

"DO YOU WANT...KARATE!?"

sounds like something the squirrel master would say.

"You want... some lightning? Eh? Maybe a little.... thunder?"

lol i forget what movie thats from.

 

[DaFinn]

"Back off, or I'll cast a level 1,000,000 lightning spell on you thugs"

 

[konakona]

Originally posted by: 5ayle
nice... too bad it takes forever to get that good... i wanna take like 2 classes and whoop ass

like the old saying goes... no pain, no gain

 

[jamesave]

Let's sing it "everybody wanna kara-te fighting! Ugh-ah!"

 

[Dissipate]

There were six of them and none of them had a gun? That's pathetic. Hats off to the instructor.

*Sits backs and watches 5 million kids have their soccer moms sign them up for their McDojo in the strip mall down the street*

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: djplayx714
thats a great quote!

"DO YOU WANT...KARATE!?"

sounds like something the squirrel master would say.

If it was LA, they would have responded "DO YOU WANT SOME HOT LEAD?"

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

"Do you want katana?"

 

[PliotronX]

Strangely reminded me of Shadow Warrior's line, "who wants some Wang?"

 

[virtuamike]

Originally posted by: djplayx714
thats a great quote!

"DO YOU WANT...KARATE!?"

sounds like something the squirrel master would say.

Walker, Texas Ranger.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: jamesave
Let's sing it "everybody wanna kara-te fighting! Ugh-ah!"

It's "everyone was kung fu fightin'... these guys were fast as lightning"

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: VanillaH

Originally posted by: 5ayle
nice... too bad it takes forever to get that good... i wanna take like 2 classes and whoop ass

like the old saying goes... no pain, no gain

You'd be surprised at what you can pick up in a few classes.

The most important thing you can learn quickly is how to block. If you can cover your 3 zones you've won half the battle.

I took years of San Soo. I can still punch and kick but I'm out of practice with some of the moves. But blocking has saved my arse more times than I can count and helped me to either win a fight or at least get to the point where I can extricate myself from the situation.

I prefer a mix of down-and-dirty street fighting with karate blocking.

 

[Tremulant]

KARATE MOTHERFVCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

First thing that came to mind.

 

[isasir]

Surely I couldn't have been the only one who 'heard' the "Do you want karate?" line in a bad Chinese accent in their head.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: DaFinn
"Back off, or I'll cast a level 1,000,000 lightning spell on you thugs"

"LIGHTning bolt! LIGHTning bolt!" <-- spoken in a high girly-uber-dork tone

 

[AU Tiger]

Originally posted by: djplayx714

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: djplayx714
thats a great quote!

"DO YOU WANT...KARATE!?"

sounds like something the squirrel master would say.

"You want... some lightning? Eh? Maybe a little.... thunder?"

lol i forget what movie thats from.

The Rundown

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: Tremulant
KARATE MOTHERFVCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

First thing that came to mind.

bwaahahahahhaahahaahhaahah. Laughed out loud at that one :beer: