Gamers

[Perknose]

I'm not one, but, thanks to this short video, I believe I finally understand them.

 

[Ichinisan]

I'm a "gamer" who has never played an MMO.

I just finished Batman (NES) again.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

LOL @ acorn.

I'm a "gamer" who has never played an MMO.

This.

Well, I did try Runescape for two minutes, but aside from that...

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I agree with both posters above.

 

[Ichinisan]

I recorded the ending:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtvBUEq1h3E
There's an obvious typographical error here.
(my dick is like an acorn, glued to my lower torso)

 

[DesiPower]

wow, that's a pretty worthless video to make a thread about, someone needs a life...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I recorded the ending:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtvBUEq1h3E
There's an obvious typographical error here.
(my dick is like an acorn, glued to my lower torso)

I'm loving that soundtrack. :wub:

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Perk: I had no idea you were so sexy.

my dick is like an acorn, glued to my lower torso

Well isn't that specyal

 

[shortylickens]

I'm a "gamer" who has never played an MMO.

I just finished Batman (NES) again.

Ditto.

I pretty much only like console games from the 80's, and DOS & Windows games from the 90's. Everything else is so much dribble.

 

[Kadarin]

Ditto.

I pretty much only like console games from the 80's, and DOS & Windows games from the 90's. Everything else is so much dribble.

I used to be cynical like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Pliablemoose]

I see a lot of naked people and frankly handle a lot of penises, I guess over the years I have gotten a little tired of penis size discussions, the poor SOB's who do have tiny penises are pretty much humiliated their whole lives and hope to hell they find an understanding woman.

Saw one last week that was likely 2-3" erect.

All can say is if you are so endowed, keep looking, there are women out there that are similarly sized, and you'll find one eventually, From my limited experience, I'd say 1 in 20 or so would be very happy to find a guy like you. and that my heart goes out to you and this playground BS we torture you with.

Namaste small penis owners, and don't give up.

 

[CZroe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y

 

[CZroe]

I'm loving that soundtrack. :wub:

That game has always had an awesome soundtrack and kick-ass cinema scenes. It was very much inspired by the original Ninja Gaiden.

 

[shortylickens]

I used to be cynical like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Yur gonna take a lot more than that.

 

[Ichinisan]

I'm loving that soundtrack. :wub:

Yup. As usual, after playing this game, I spent an hour or so listening to cover versions on YouTube.

Laboratory (Stage 4)
Original Guitar Cover

Chemical Factory (Stage 2)
Original Remix

Streets of Desolation (Stage 1 and Final Stage)
Original Guitar Cover

Underground Conduit (Stage 3)
Original

 

[TheVrolok]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y

Yep. Those rap battles are fucking awesome. lol. :thumbsup:

 

[Dirigible]

Ditto.

I pretty much only like console games from the 80's, and DOS & Windows games from the 90's. Everything else is so much dribble.

Novel use of "dribble." Care to explain its applicability in this context?

 

[shortylickens]

I wish I had a bigger vocabulary.
Its like a lot of the action movies from the 90's. Most of it is the same generic crap but because of all the lovely explosions and such the average viewer doesnt really notice or even care.

Soon as anything shows to be good or have potential it gets milked like a brand new super duper milking machine with no operator and the cow looks like she's gonna die. 1st person shooters are a fine example. Wolfenstein was OK. Doom was pretty nice. Got too popular, thats what the majority of games have been for many years. And most of them are crap. And the ones which arent crap are still very unimaginative and basically rehashing the same old material. Similar game play elements, very similar visual tapestry. We finally got off the WWII kick and now we are awash in a sea of post-modern wartime games, most of which are just clones of each other. I couldnt even tell you what the first one to kick of the genre was called.

In fact I often wonder what modern games would be like if Id had never tried that first person perspective for an action game. It would have been discovered eventually, I'm sure. Hollywood did it plenty of times before Id was even formed. But all the other games would have evolved differently I bet.

Strategy games have that issue too. Dune was probably the first popular, mainstream RTS and all of the current popular mainstream games are really just clones of it with better graphics. Theres very few original design elements which are truly original. Again, if that game hadnt come out or been popular, I wonder what modern titles would look like.
(I say popular cuz there was others before it but they never caught on and were ignored by the masses.)
In fact Dune was really just a copy of other TBS's and one day somebody realized modern computers had the processing power to move units around the board in real time, not turn based.

I played Siege back in the good old days and while it was technically real time the units moved so slowly and methodically it felt more like automated TBS. I think Dune probably got some ideas from them, too.

 

[Dirigible]

Good ol' shorty. :heart:

 

[Pliablemoose]

Good ol' shorty. :heart:

I really wish you'd stay on topic, this thread is about tiny penises (and Shorty)

 

[Dirigible]

I really wish you'd stay on topic, this thread is about tiny penises (including Shorty's)

Fixed. And back on topic!

 

[Ichinisan]

Novel use of "dribble." Care to explain its applicability in this context?

Just be straightforward and tell him that the word is "drivel."

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Just be straightforward and tell him that the word is "drivel."

B's and v's sound far too similar. I went through 5th grade thinking girls had baginas, and immunology this semester there's some term (I can't think of which) that I consistently mix up in my notes.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

...

That's why you go for games from small / indie devs. Lots of good stuff that reminds me of games from the 80s and 90s - small-medium sized, fun and innovative.

 

[Dirigible]

Just be straightforward and tell him that the word is "drivel."

I didn't want to educate shorty. I wanted to mock him.